Elmer Fudd: I'm a-gonna sleep all through Christmas. That way I won't hurt my eyes lookin' at all them ugly decorations.
[seconds later, Yosemite Sam and his band are heard outside singing "Deck The Halls"]
Elmer Fudd: [very annoyed] Oh! OH!
[San kisses Scrooge]
Elmer Fudd: [very angry] Ooh! I hates Christmas! And I hates mistletoe! And I hates kissing!
[pushes Sam towards the door]
Elmer Fudd: And I say "Bah humbug!" to the whole thing!
Yosemite Sam: But where's ya Christmas spirit?
Elmer Fudd: [pouring hot water into a small tub] Nothing like a good hot bath to make ya sleep.
[Scrooge walks out of the room, Sam opens a nearby window and touches the water]
Yosemite Sam: Ooh, that's far too hot for the little miser. He's liable to boil his money built!
[Sam laughs and shovels snow through the open window into the tub]
Yosemite Sam: This oughta cool off everything but his temper.
[Scrooge throws off his top and jumps into the tub - only to almost instantly jump out 'wearing' a round block of ice]
Elmer Fudd: YEEOW! Ooh!
Elmer Fudd: [sees Crachit warming himself] So stealin' coal, eh?
[walks into Crachit's workroom]
Elmer Fudd: Well I'm takin' it back, see?
[Scrooge takes the large piece of coal out of Crachit's stove with his bear hand - resulting in him dropping it because its so hot]
Elmer Fudd: [dropping the coal] YEEOW!
[Scrooge blows on his hand]
Elmer Fudd: [angry] Pesky coal resuller!
[picks up the coal with the pair of tongs, runs back into his own room, throws it in his fireplace and rubs his hands]
Yosemite Sam: [opens the door and enters with his band] Merry Christmas!
[they starting singing "Deck The Halls"]
Yosemite Sam: [about Scrooge] Somebody oughta teach that little humbug some Christmas Spirit!
[Sam is disguised as a ghost, picking up and dropping chains in the corridor outside Scrooge's bedroom]
Elmer Fudd: [gets out of bed a runs towards the door] WHAT IN SAM HILLS IS GOING ON?
[Scrooge opens the door and Sam stops dropping the chains. Scrooge doesn't see him]
Elmer Fudd: [puzzled] I know I heard somethin'.
[Scrooge closes the door and Sam walks up and down the corridor beating a big base drum. Scrooge opens the door again, and sam stops beating the drum]
Yosemite Sam: [even more puzzled] I coulda swore someone was a-beating a drum out here.
[closes the door, goes back to bed but the drumming starts again]
Elmer Fudd: [angry] OOH! I'LL...!
[Scrooge charges out of his room and runs down the corridor. His cat, a Silvester look-a-like, wakes up, sees Scrooge, attempts to get out of his way but falls down the stairs - so does Scrooge]
Yosemite Sam: I am the Ghost of Christmas!
Yosemite Sam: [disguised as a ghost] You're a mean and low down man with no Christmas Spirit. I'm taking you to see the man in the red suit.
Elmer Fudd: [touched] Oh, ya mean Santa Claus?
Yosemite Sam: No. I mean the *other* guy in the red suit.
Elmer Fudd: [realizes what the ghost means and looks very afraid] Oh... ya mean... down there?