Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Well, time to go To Andy's Room Ready Of this.
Emperor Zurg: Ready, Buzz Lightyear.
Stinky Pete: Ready.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Let’s Go!
[Buzz Close his Helmet They set off]
[In a kid's bedroom, boxes made to look like buildings are place in different areas. A kid holds a Mr. Potato Head toy in front of one of them]
One-Eye Bart: Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!
[The kid shakes a piggy bank and a few coins fall out]
One-Eye Bart: [chuckles] Money, money, money!
[kisses the coins]
Bo Peep: Stop it. Stop it, you mean old potato.
One-Eye Bart: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!
Sheep: Help! Baa! Help us!
Bo Peep: Oh, no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!
[Then the kid picks up a cowboy doll and pulls the string in it's back]
Woody Voice box: Reach for the sky.
One-Eye Bart: Oh, no. Sheriff Woody.
Boy: (doing Woody's voice) I'm here to stop you, One-Eye Bart.
One-Eye Bart: D'oh! How did you know it was me?
Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Are you gonna come quietly?
One-Eye Bart: You can't touch me, sheriff. I've brought my attack dog, with a built in forcefield!
Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs!
[A toy dinosaur eats a slinky dog]
Boy: (doing Woody's voice) You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tatertots.
[A baby girl picks up and shakes Mr. Potato Head]
Titles[]
Boy: You've save the day again, Woody.
[He pull Woody's pull string]
Woody Voice box: You're my favorite deputy.
[The title "Ultra Buzz Lightyear Meets Toy Story" comes up as You've Got A Friend in Me starts playing]
Boy: Come on, let's round up the cattle.
[The boy turns two boxes with cows drawn on them and uses a skipping rope as a lasso]
[He then kicks a box out of his way]
Boy: Round them up, Cowboy.
[He put Woody on a remote controlled car and drove them into a box]
Boy: Hey, cowboy.
[Woody is later seen riding on the boy's back]
Boy: Come on, Woody.
[places him on the banister and he slides down it into his arms]
[The boy and Woody spin in a chair]
Boy: Whoa!
[He saw Woody on the chair and put him down on the edge of the chair]
Boy: Score!
[He walk over to his mum]
Boy: Wow! Cool!
Mrs Davis: What do you think?
Boy: Oh, this looks great, Mom!
Mrs Davis: (laughs) Okay, birthday boy.
Boy: We saw it at the store, I asked you for it!
[The boy is very excited about his special]
Mrs Davis: One, two- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.
Boy: Can we leave this up until we move?
Mrs Davis: Sure, we can leave it.
Boy: Yeah.
Mrs Davis: Now go get Molly. Your friends are going to be here any minute.
Boy: Okay. It's party time, Woody. Yee-haw!
[He sets off up stairs]
Molly: [Squealing]
Boy: Howdy, little lady.
Molly: [Squealing]
Woody Voice box: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.
Boy: Come on, Molly. Oh, you're getting heavy. See you later, Woody.
Coast is clear[]
[He shuts the door behind him. The portal opens in the middle of the room and Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete come out]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Wow.
Emperor Zurg: This is amazing. Just check out that wallpaper.
Stinky Pete: [notices Woody] Look! Up there!
[Woody comes to life and sits up]
Woody: Pull my string, the birthday party's today? Okay, everyone. Coast is clear.
[The Irelanders watch as various other toys in the room come to life, including Mr. Potato Head]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: when you said these things came to life when people aren't around, you weren't kidding.
Emperor Zurg: I believe you now.
Stinky Pete: Whoa.
[On the bed, Woody spots Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete]
Woody: [to the other toys] Hold up! Is this the new toys over there?
[Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete have been spotted by the toys in the room]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Who, us?
Woody: Yes. Howdy, my name is Woody. Did Andy get you?
Emperor Zurg: No. We're actually Toys.
Woody: Toys?!
Stinky Pete: Relax, we're here on business.
Woody: It's not that. You're not supposed to know that we can come alive.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: But we're cool with that.
Woody: How do you know we're alive anyway?
Emperor Zurg: I'm a realm traveler. I'm supposed to know this stuff.
Stinky Pete: We use the miniaturizer to shrink down to the size of toys if you're wondering.
Woody: I see. Look, humans are not supposed to know that toys are alive. We come to life when they're not around.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: But we're cool.
Emperor Zurg: Yes. No need to get anxious.
Woody: I know. (to stinky Pete) We're OK with you knowing about toys come to life but don't tell Andy or anyone about us coming alive. OK?
Stinky Pete: We promise not to tell Andy or anyone else about you toys coming to life.
Woody: Good. Make yourselves at home.
[Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete have went to the room]
Mr Potato Head: Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
[The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk. Hamm the Piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot. Mr Potato Head comes with his parts all mixed up]
Mr Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it.
(he walks off)
Mr Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
[He walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused]
Woody: Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
Sarge: Sir! No, sir!
Woody: OK. Hey, thank you. At ease.
[He jump down from the bed and look around]
Woody: Hey, uh, Slinky?
[Slinky, a dog with a slink between his head and back appears, pushing a checker board with red and black disks]
Slinky: Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody: No. Slink.....
Slinky: Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.
Woody: N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.
Slinky: Bad news?!
Woody: [holds Slinky's mouth shut] Ssssh!
[The toys stop and look at Woody, Slinky Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete]
Woody: Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.
Woody: You guys can join the staff meeting and help set things up if you like.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: We'd be honored. Come on, y'all.
Emperor Zurg: On it, AJ.
[A sketch board walks past Woody who stops in a Western battle way]
Woody: Hey, Etch. Draw!
[They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun]
Woody: Oh! Got me again.
Stinky Pete: Wow. That's the best drawin' I ever saw. Good job, Etch.
Woody: Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Cool drawing.
Slinky: Got a staff meeting you guys. Come on. Let's go.
[The toys follow Slinky while Woody looks around]
Woody: Now, where is that... Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
[Then a green toy dinosaur jumps up and roars at Woody]
Rex: Roaaaaar!
Woody: How're you doin', Rex?
Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
Emperor Zurg: You scared me though.
Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming across off as annoying.
Stinky Pete: Maybe you need to practice more.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: That way, you'll be able to roar like a real dinosaur.
Rex: Thanks.
Emperor Zurg: Rex You The Dinosaur.
Rex: I've seen you all on Video Game! I'm such a fan of your heroic acts!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Well, thanks.
Emperor Zurg: Huh. I guess that's after game become legal, the fans thing comes up.
Stinky Pete: You said it big Zurg.
[Woody got grabbed by a crook and pulled towards Bo Peep]
Woody: (coughs) Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
Bo Peep: I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
Woody: Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.
Bo Peep: What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
Woody: (sheepish giggling) Oh, yeah! (mutters)
Bo Peep: Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.
[She walks off, leaving Woody baffled]
Staff Meeting[]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Emperor Zurg: I think Woody's in love with her.
Stinky Pete: Yeah. The famous L word.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Like me and zurg.
Emperor Zurg: Yep. Like us.
(chuckles while blushing)
Stinky Pete: That's cool.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Right you are, Man.
Emperor Zurg: (notices Zurg's blush and giggles) You and I really are like those two.
Stinky Pete: That's all so true. I can't help blushing though.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: I know.
Slinky: Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.
[A bull dog egg toy lets four other egg toys out]
Slinky: Hey, Woody, guys, come on.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Coming, Slinky.
Emperor Zurg: On our way.
[Woody walks over to the podium and stands. Mike, a speaker with a microphone attached, clears his throat to get Woody's attention and held out his microphone]
Woody: Oh, thanks, Mike.
[He picks up the microphone]
Woody: OK..... Whoa, whoa. Step back.
Hamm: For crying out loud.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: (held their ears) Ow!
[Mike steps back until the feedback fades away]
Woody: Thank you.
(blows into the microphone)
Woody: Hello? Check. That better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. OK. First item today: Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
[The toys are surprised]
Rex: What?
Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete: What?
Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
Rex: I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
Mr Potato Head: (holding one of his arms) Do we have to hold hands?
[The toys laugh]
Woody: You guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Well, now we know what's going on here in Andy's house.
Emperor Zurg: Yep.
Woody: All right, next. Uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. And we wanna thank Mr Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr Spell.
Mr Spell: You're welcome.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Whoa.
Emperor Zurg: That's weird. Why would they have a meeting like that?
Stinky Pete: I'm not sure.
Woody: OK. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here.
(reads quietly)
Woody: Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.
[The toys got shocked]
Rex: What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not until next week!
Hamm: What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?
Woody: Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.
(to the other toys)
Woody: I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.
Mr Potato Head: Of course Woody ain't worried. He's been Andy's favourite since kindergarten.
Slinky: Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
[Mr Potato Head looks at Mr Spell, pointing at Slinky's butt then pull out his mouth and tap his butt with it whilst Mr Spell laughs]
Slinky: If Woody says it's all right then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me. Woody has never steered us wrong before.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: That's right. There's no need to worry or anything.
Woody: Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday, we go through this.
Rex: But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection.
Emperor Zurg: Hey, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.
Woody: Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about. It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
[Woody gestures Mike to move to him since the microphone's wire is stretched too far]
Woody: What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for, right?
Stinky Pete: You're right, Woody.
Hamm: Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting but.... they're here! Birthday guests at three o'clock!
[Rex screams]
Woody: Stay calm, everyone!
[The toys run to the window passing Woody Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete in a panic]
Woody: Hey!
[Mike even joins in the panic, taking the microphone out of Woody's hand]
Woody: Uh, meeting adjourned.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Whoa. That was weird.
Emperor Zurg: I know.
Stinky Pete: We might as well go and see what presents Andy's getting.
There Getting Bigger Presents[]
[The Toys gets to the window to see what's going on]
Hamm: Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?
Mr Potato Head: I can't see a thing.
[He pick out his two eyes and lift them above the toys to see Andy's friends bringing in presents]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Whoa! Those boxes are huge!
Emperor Zurg: Only because we're miniature.
Stinky Pete: When we're small, the bed and the table are huge.
Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure!
Rex: Any dinosaur shaped ones?!
Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud. They're all in boxes, you idiot.
Rex: They're getting bigger.
Slinky: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
Child: Hi!
[The boy holding the present turns to the other kid, revealing his present to be really long and making the toys panic, Rex screaming in the process]
Rex: We're doomed!
Woody: All right! All right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?
Rex: Yes! Yes! We promised!
Woody: OK! Save your batteries.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: He's right, you need to chill out, all of you do!
Emperor Zurg: You're giving us a headache!
Hamm: Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.
Stinky Pete: Couldn't have put it better myself, Hamm!
Sarge Mission[]
[Woody jumps onto the bed and looks at Sarge]
Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red! You know what to do.
Sarge: Yes, sir!
[Sarge jumps down from the table and onto one of the drawers]
Sarge: All right, men. You heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move! Move, move, move, move!
[The Green Army Men jump from the bucket and went out the door, carrying some rope and a baby monitor with them. Sarge look over the landing with his binoculars to see Andy, his mom and his friends heading for the living room to begin opening presents]
Mrs Davis: OK, come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.
[Sarge motions two parachuters to jump and open the parachutes to glide down to the floor and they did. They look around the hall to make sure no one is around and signals for the rope to be lower down and the rest of the Army Men slides down the rope to the floor. The toys move over to the lamp table where Woody is setting up the monitor]
Hamm: All right, gangway, gangway.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Coming through.
Emperor Zurg: Pardon me. Excuse me.
Stinky Pete: Sorry.
Woody: And this is how we find out what is in those presents.
[The Army Men walk across the hall when they heard Andy's mom coming]
Andy's Mom: OK, who's hungry?
[Sarge and his men all froze]
Andy's Mom: Here come the chips. I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue!
[She steps on one of the Green Army Men crushing him with her foot]
Andy's Mom: Ow! What in the world..... Oh! I thought I told him to pick these up.
[She kicks them away with her foot and moves on. In Andy's room]
Rex: Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?
Woody: Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. Come on! They're not lying down on the job.
[The Army Men are lying on the floor. Sarge stands up and motion his soldiers to move to the plant pot for safety. Sarge heard some moaning and turn to see one of his soldiers is crushed from being step on and was moving limply across the floor]
Soldier: G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!
Sarge: A good soldier never leaves a man behind.
[He motions to his soldiers on the landing and they lower the baby monitor to the ground and they carry it to the flower pot. A ball rolls towards them so they move fast and climbs into the pot just as the ball rolled by, followed by the boys and Andy's Mom]
Andy's Mom: OK, everybody, come on.
[The soldiers set the baby monitor up while a medic tends to the wounded solider and gives a thumb's up to Sarge who peers under the leaves and look through his binoculars to see the presents]
Andy's Mom: Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody..... You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there. Good. And..... Which present are you gonna open first?
Boy: Mine!
[Sarge looks at the presents with his binoculars]
Sarge: There they are.
[Upstairs in Andy's room, the toys and Irelanders hear Sarge's voice on the Baby Monitor]
Sarge: Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
Woody: This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!
Sarge: Come in, Mother Bird. All right, Andy's opening the first present now.
Sarge: The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. It's a.... It's..... It's a...... a lunch box. We've got a lunch box here.
Woody: A lunch box?
Mr Potato Head: Lunch box?
Slinky: For lunch. (laughs)
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: What's a lunch box?
Emperor Zurg: Something you put your lunch in.
Stinky Pete: Cool.
Sarge: OK, second present. It appears to be..... OK, it's bed sheets.
Mr Potato Head: Who invited that kid?
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Andy's mom, duh.
Emperor Zurg: I hope Andy and his friends don't see me. I don't want to being mistaken for other things like before.
Stinky Pete: Don't worry, they're down stairs right now.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: You could've come to life to anyone who uses you. Then they'II see that you're Stick Man and not any of those things.
Emperor Zurg: I hope so. I'II keep it in mind.
Stinky Pete: Let's see what else Andy's friends got him.
[Sarge watches as Andy's Mom picks the present one by one until there's only one left]
Andy's Mom: Oh! Only one left.
Sarge: OK, we're on the last present now.
Woody: Last present!
Sarge: It's a big one. It's a.... It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!
Woody: Whew!
[The toys cheer]
Hamm: Hallelujah! Yeah! All right!
[Hamm accidentally bumps Mr Potato Head, knocking some of his parts out]
Mr Potato Head: Hey, watch it!
Hamm: Sorry, old spud head.
Sarge: Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home.
[The men start to turn off the baby monitor]
Woody: So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing to worry about.
Slinky: I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: You toys just worried too much like Henry.
Emperor Zurg: Yes. You are.
It’s a Package[]
[Just then Sarge saw Andy's mom pull out a surprise present from the closet]
Andy's Mom: Wait a minute. Oh! What do we have here?
Sarge: Wait! Turn that thing back on!
[The baby monitor turns back and Sarge's voice is heard on it]
Sarge: Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: What?!
Emperor Zurg: I wonder what it could be.
Stinky Pete: Let's find out.
Sarge: Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.
Andy: Mom, what is it?
Sarge: It's a huge package.
[A boy gets in the way of Sarge's view]
Sarge: Oh, get outta the.... One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.
[Mr Potato Head puts his hand to his head and to his sides while Woody looks, anxiously]
Sarge: It's a......
Kids: Wow!
[Andy hold up his present over the plant. Upstairs, Rex was anxious to know what the present was]
Rex: It's a what? What is it?
[He shook the lamp table and the baby monitor fell to the floor and the batteries pop out]
Rex: Oh, no!
Mr Potato Head: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'II never know what it is!
Hamm: Way a go, Rex!
Woody: No, Turn him around! Turn him around!
Hamm: He's puttin' 'em in backwa..... Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!
[He tries to move the batteries forward]
Woody: Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!
[He jumps down and shove Hamm aside to put the batteries back in.]
Andy’s Coming[]
[Downstairs, Andy and his friends rush down the hallway towards the stairs]
Andy: Let's go to my room, guys!
Sarge: Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody put the batteries back into the baby monitor]
Woody: (grunts) There!
Sarge: Juvenile intrusion! Repeat, resume your positions now!
Woody: Andy's comin', everybody! Quick back to your places! Hurry!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: You heard him! Move it!
[The toys hurry into position]
Hamm: Get to your places! Get to your places!
Rex: (screaming)
Mr Potato Head: Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Rex: Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come!
[He bump into a bin and fell over. As the boys ran up the stairs, Lenny the binoculars walk to the shelves and Woody flops down on the bed just as Andy and his friends burst in]
Friend #1: Hey, look, its lasers light up.
Andy: Take that, Zurg!
Friend #2: Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
[He push Woody from his spot and put the spaceship on it. Woody falls off the bed]
Andy: And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action!
Andy's Mom: Come on down, guys! It's time for games!
Kids: We've got prizes!
[They hurry out of the room and shut the door.]
Woody Under The Bed[]
[Rocky Gibraltar who have been slammed by the door, falls over. The changing room door open and the toys went out towards the bed]
Slinky: What is it?
Bo Peep: Can you see it?
Slinky: What the heck is up there?
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: What is it?
Emperor Zurg: I'm not sure.
Rex: Woody, who's up there with ya?
[Woody coughs as he crawls under the bed and emerges from the bed]
Slinky: Woody? What are you doing under the bed?
Woody: Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake.
Mr Potato Head: Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. (chuckles)
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Nice one, Potato Head.
Emperor Zurg: (thinking that it's a bit rude) Now you two there's no need to make a big joke about it.
Stinky Pete: Sorry, but it was a good one.
Rex: [gasps] Have you been replaced?!
Woody: Hey, what did I tel you earlier? No one is getting replaced.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Yeah, y'all. Let's not jump to conclusions here.
Emperor Zurg: Yeah. There's no way Woody could have been replaced.
Stinky Pete: Right. So what do we do now?
Woody: Now Prospector, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.
Woody Meets Buzz[]
[He climb up to the top of the bed and there he saw a green, purple and white spaceman toy standing looking tall and looked around the room, Woody ducking and gulping trying not to be spotted. The space toy look around, breathing the air in and out]
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.
[There is no answer. He tries again]
Buzz Lightyear: Star Command, come in. Do you read me?
[Still no answer]
Buzz Lightyear: Why don't they answer?
(gasps when he sees his torn up cardboard spaceship)
Buzz Lightyear: My ship!
[He run over to his cardboard spaceship and looks at it's wing]
Buzz Lightyear: Blast! This'II take weeks to repair.
[He open his wrist communicator]
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course en route to sector 12. I've crash-landed on a strange planet. The impact must've awoken me from hypersleep.
[He jumps up and down on the bed]
Buzz Lightyear: Terrain seems a bit unstable.
[He taps his communicator]
Buzz Lightyear: No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
[Woody pops up in front of him]
Woody: Hello!
Buzz Lightyear: (karate yells)
Woody: (screams) Whoa! H-hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.
[Buzz aim his laser at him]
Woody: Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody. And this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix up. This is my spot, see, the bed here.
[Buzz spotted Woody's badge on his coat that said Sheriff and turns off his laser]
Buzz Lightyear: Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody: Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz Lightyear: (not listening) I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuel or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody: Well, let's see. We've got double-A's.
Buzz Lightyear: (seeing something and gasps) Watch yourself!
[He pins Woody down and aims his laser]
Buzz Lightyear: Halt! Who goes there?
Rex: Don't shoot! It's okay. friends.
Buzz Lightyear: Do you know these life-forms?
Woody: Yes! (spits) They're Andy's toys.
Buzz Lightyear: All right, everyone, you're clear to come up.
Woody Jealous Buzz[]
[The toys went onto the bed]
Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex: (shaking Buzz's hand) Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur.
Buzz Lightyear: Wh-why, thank you! Now, thank you all for your kind welcome.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: It's nice to meet you, Mr. Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear: Please, call me Buzz. And you are?
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: I'm Ultra Buzz Lightyear and this is Emperor Zurg, and Stinky Pete.
Buzz Lightyear: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Rex: Say, what's that button do?
Buzz Lightyear: I'II show you.
[He presses the button]
Buzz Voice box: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
Toys: Oh!
Emperor Zurg: That is amazing.
Slinky: Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string. Only it's....
Mr Potato Head: Only it sounds like a car rain over it.
[Woody holds his pull string]
Hamm: Oh, yeah, but not like this one. This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? So, uh, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz Lightyear: Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4.
[As Buzz talks, Woody rolls his eyes and look at the back of the box and read the description in the speech bubble which is what Buzz is saying right now]
Buzz Lightyear: As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh,really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.
Woody: You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before.
Bo Peep: Well, sure. Look at him! He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
[Slinky presses Buzz's laser]
Buzz Lightyear: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
Mr Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser! It's a.... It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr Potato Head: Laser envy.
Emperor Zurg: I don't think Woody's envy of Buzz's laser. To answer your question, Potato Head, there's no technology during the time of the Wild West. That's why Woody doesn't have a laser.
Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz Lightyear: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y. Toy.
Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, but I-I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.
Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
(gestures to the other toys)
Mr Potato Head: Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?
Stinky Pete: I'm beginning to see that Buzz is deluded since he thinks he's a real space ranger and doesn't know he's really a toy.
Rex: Uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious. What does a space ranger actually do?
Woody: He's not a space ranger! He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me.
[He press a red button on his chest and wings pop out]
Toys: Ooh!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Wow!
Hamm: Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
Emperor Zurg: That is so cool!
Stinky Pete: That is amazing!
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz Lightyear: They are a tellurium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz Lightyear: (sighs) Yes, I can.
Woody: You can't.
Buzz Lightyear: [sternly] Can.
Woody: Can't! Can't! Can't!
Buzz Lightyear: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: OK, then, Mr Light Beer, prove it.
Buzz Lightyear: All right, then, I will. Stand back, everyone!
[The toys step back. Woody shook his head in disbelief as Buzz step onto one of the bed posts. RC, Mr Spell and the other toys look up at him as he close his eyes]
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
[He jumps off the post and bounce off a ball and lands on a car which rolls down a track, around a loop and zoom off a jump. Buzz flew up into the air and got caught on a mobile airplane which activates and spins wildly around and around until he break free and lands on the bed in front of Woody]
Buzz Lightyear: Can!
Rex: Whoa! Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!
[Mr Potato Head whistled]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: You are awesome!
Emperor Zurg: That was amazing.
Bo Peep: I found my moving buddy.
Buzz Lightyear: Thank you. Th-Thank you all. Thank you.
Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: But it was like it though, man.
Emperor Zurg: Yeah, lighten up, cowboy.
Mr Potato Head: Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that?
Slinky: (laughing) Golly Bob-Howdy.
Woody: Oh, shut up!
Stinky Pete: Oh, come on, Woody, lighten up.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Yeah. No need to get snappy about it.
Woody: You know, in a couple days, everything will be just the way it was. They'II see.
[He looks jealously at Buzz as he was praised by the other toys]
Woody: They'II see. I'm still Andy's favourite toy.
Strange Things[]
[The song Strange Things played as Andy played with Woody while bouncing up and down on his bed]
I was on top of the world, living high It was right in my pocket I was living the life Things were just the way they should be
When from out of the sky like a bomb Comes some little punk in a rocket
Now all of a sudden
Some strange things are happening to me
[Andy jumps off, play with Woody in the air then put him down in front of a box with BANK written on it. He brings Buzz in and press the laser button and pretends to shoot Woody with it and push him over with his hand. He ran to the wardrobe and changed into his space pajamas and wears a cardboard box helmet and space wings like Buzz and ran out of his room]
Andy: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
[Woody wakes up and he was devastated by Andy pushing him over and he watches in shock as the posters change from cowboys to space man. The bedsheets on Andy's bed even changed to space man with Buzz Lightyear on it]
Strange things are happening to me Strange things Strange things are happening to me Ain't no doubt about it
[Rex is trying to roar but he can only make ah noises. Buzz lifts his head up and urges him and Rex let out a big loud roar which blows Mr Potato Head's parts off. Buzz shake Rex's hand in congratulations. Later, Woody meet up with Etch who has a picture of Buzz written on his scream. Woody looks over at Buzz who is combing a doll's hair with a comb. Angered, Woody lifts Etch up and shakes him up and down to get the picture off]
I had friends I had lots of friends Now all my friends are gone And I'm doing the best I can to carry on
[All the toys are lifting up weights though some of them are struggling to lift them like Snake and Rex. Buzz is using Robot's treads as a treadmill]
I had power (power) I was respected (respected) But not any more And I've lost the love to the one whom I adored
[Mr Potato Head tries to lift the weights but his arms come off and he fell over. Woody looks for Slinky to play drafts when he saw Slinky helping with moving Buzz's cardboard spaceship with Robot onto some cubes so that Buzz can fix it from underneath. Woody angrily kicks the checker board and one red disk bounced off the drawer and ended up in his mouth]
Let me tell you about the strange things are happening to me Strange things Strange things are happening to me... Ain't no doubt about it
[On Andy's bed, Buzz was scratching Slinky's chin, making his tail wag and hit Woody many times. Annoyed, Woody pushes Slinky's back off the bed, carrying Slinky with it. Andy then put his toys away in the toy chest then he came to Woody and Buzz and look at them to decide which to take to bed. That night, Andy sleeps with Buzz whilst Woody watches sadly from the toy chest, thinking Andy doesn't love him any more]
Strange things~
Strange things~
Woody Argue Buzz[]
[Next morning, Woody opens the lid and look from side to side then opens it]
Woody: (grunts) Finally!
(sighs while feeling his head to find his hat missing)
Woody: Hey, who's got my hat?
Mr Shark: (pops up with Woody's hat on his head) Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Woody: (laughing sarcastically) Gimme that!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Morning, Woody.
Woody: Morning Buzz.
Emperor Zurg: Still feeling down in the dumps over Buzz being Andy's new favourite toy?
Woody: Oh, yeah, quite. I don't see why everyone's making a big fuss about him.
Emperor Zurg: I'm gonna stop you right there, partner.
Woody: Why's that?
Stinky Pete: Because you are getting a mighty fine jealous over Buzz being popular these days.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Why can't we show ourselves to Andy and his family? We're humans and we can interacted with them.
Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. Woody said not to and we promised. If Andy found out that toys can come to life, he'd freak out.
Stinky Pete: We won't tell him about toys coming to life. We know but still.
Buzz Lightyear: Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief, Andy inscribed his name on me.
[He lifted his boot to show Andy's name written on it]
Rex and Slinky: Wow!
Rex: With permanent ink too!
[Woody shakes in anger]
Buzz Lightyear: Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.
[Woody watches this and lifts his boot up to look at Andy's name on it when Bo comes up beside him]
Bo Peep: Don't let it get to you, Woody.
Woody: Uh... let what? I don't, uh...... What do you mean? Who?
Bo Peep: I know Andy's excited about Buzz. But you know he'II always have a special place for you.
Mr Potato Head: Yeah, like the attic.
(chuckling)
Woody: All right, that's it!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Woody, calm down!
Emperor Zurg: (to Connor) I got a bad feeling about this.
[Snake uses his mouth to get the end of the tape and pull it. Buzz hums as he works underneath his ship on a skateboard when Woody pulls him out]
Woody: Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him from me.
Buzz Lightyear: What are you talking about? (to Robot) Where's that bonding strip?
[He rolls underneath his ship but Woody pulls him back again]
Woody: And another thing: Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!
Buzz Lightyear: Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody: Oh-ho, OK! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz Lightyear: Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody: Oh, yeah, tough guy?
[He opens his helmet and Buzz starts gasping and choking as he crotches down and hold Woody's leg to support himself. When he stops, he sniffs the air and realize something]
Buzz Lightyear: The air isn't.... toxic. (To Woody) How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!
[he puts his helmet back on]
Woody: You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? (laughs) Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!
Buzz Lightyear: Where?!
[Woody laughs and falls over, with Buzz not amused until they hear a dog barking and a kid shouting]
Sid Kill Combat Carl[]
Kid: Yes!
(cackles)
Slinky: Whoa!
(He ducks under the bed)
Woody: Uh-oh.
Slinky: It's Sid!
Sid Philips: Don't move!
[The egg toys jump into each other in fright]
Rex: I thought he was at summer camp.
Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.
Rex: Oh, no, not Sid!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Who's Sid?
Emperor Zurg: I don't know.
Stinky Pete: We better go and see who Sid is.
[They climb up to the window]
Sid: Incoming!
(throw stuff while the dog barks)
Mr Potato Head: Who is it this time?
Woody: I... I can't..... I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
Lenny: Right here, Woody.
Rex: Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.
[Woody uses Lenny to see what toy Sid is trying to take out]
Woody: Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.
[Buzz joins them]
Buzz Lightyear: What's going on?
Woody: Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.
Buzz Lightyear: I'd better take a look anyway.
[He uses Lenny to look at Combat Carl]
Buzz Lightyear: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody: That's why: Sid.
[Woody actually points Lenny at the dog]
Buzz Lightyear: Hmm, sure is a hairy fella.
Woody: (realizing his mistake of identifying Scud as Sid to Buzz) No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.
(moves Lenny up to Sid so that Buzz can see him properly)
Woody: That is Sid.
Sid: (cackles evilly)
Buzz Lightyear: You mean that happy child?
Mr Potato Head: That ain't no happy child.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: What do you mean?
Rex: He tortures toys, just for fun!
Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete: What?!
[Sid throws a block at the soldier]
Buzz Lightyear: Well, then, we've got to do something.
[He climbs onto the windowsill]
Bo Peep: (gasps, putting her cane hook on Buzz's arm) What are you doing? Get down from there!
Buzz Lightyear: I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: What?! That's crazy!
Emperor Zurg: Yeah. You can't be seen by humans when you're alive
Woody: Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.
[He presses Buzz's laser button and it starts beeping]
Buzz Lightyear: Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous.
[Lenny saw Sid lighting a match and lighting the little dynamite strapped to Combat Carl]
Lenny: He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: [gasps]
Bo Peep: (screaming)
Buzz Lightyear: Look out!
[They all take cover as the dynamite explodes destroying the soldier. They soon are back on the windowsill]
Scud: (barks)
Sid: Yes! He's gone! He's history!
(laughs with triumph)
Buzz Lightyear: I could have stopped him.
Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try.
(gesturing to Sid's yard)
Woody: 'Course I'd love to see you as a crater.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: (stunned by Sid using matches and dynamites) He should know that he pulled of a dangerous move. Kids should never ever play with matches.
Emperor Zurg: You're not wrong there, Buzz.
Stinky Pete: That kid is pyscho. You're telling me.
Bo Peep: The sooner we move, the better.
Woody Tries To Get Rid Of buzz[]
[The scene changes to evening. A FOR SALE sign and a SOLD sign stands outside Andy's house. In his room, Andy is playing with Woody and Buzz]
Andy: To infinity and beyond! (making flying and exploding noises)
[Mrs Davis comes in]
Mrs. Davis: Oh, all this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?
Andy: Pizza Planet?! Oh, cool!
[He drops Woody and Buzz and follows her out of the room. When they're gone, Woody and Buzz unfreeze with Woody pushing Buzz off him and brush himself when he heard them talking]
Mrs. Davis: Go wash your hands and I'll get Molly ready.
Andy: Can I bring some toys?
Mrs. Davis: You can bring one toy.
Andy: Just one?
Woody: One toy?
[He looks at Buzz and picked up a black pool ball with a number 8 on it]
Woody: Will Andy pick me?
[He shakes it and a message appears, saying "Don't count on it."]
Woody: Don't count on it?!
(groans in anger)
[Mr Potato Head and Hamm who are playing a game of cards down below, hear Woody groaning in frustration]
Woody: (yells)
[He throws the ball down and it rolls over the desk and fall behind it. The thud caught Woody's attention and he look down to see the ball wedged at the bottom. He turn his attention to Buzz who is looking for some "tools" to fix his ship. Woody then sees RC asleep on top of some boxes and a sly grin comes to his face as he got an idea on how to get Andy's attention to him]
Woody: (pointing to the place where the ball fell) Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy...it's...it's trapped, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear: Then we have no time to lose!
[As Buzz runs to the spot, Woody tip-toed over to RC and grab his remote whilst start him up, opening his eyes in the progress]
Buzz Lightyear: I don't see anything.
Woody: Oh, he's there. Just, just keep looking!
[He sends RC towards Buzz at full throttle]
Buzz Lightyear: What kind of a toy...?
[Buzz sees RC coming, gasps and jump out of the way just as RC hits the bulletin board. Mr Potato Head gasp as the pushpins fall down and land around Buzz leaving him unharmed. Then the board falls on the globe and it roll towards Buzz who runs from it. Woody watches in horror as Buzz runs from the globe but trips on some pencils and falls. He rolled over to the windowsill out of it's way ad the globe roll past him and hit a tablelamp which swung around. Woody ducked his head to avoid getting hit by the lamp but Buzz wasn't so lucky as it knocks him out the window]
Hamm, Mr Potato Head, And Slinky: BUZZ!
[Rex screams]
Woody: Buzz!
[Buzz plummets down into some bushes beside the house]
Slinky: I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard.
[Woody step back unnoticed, feeling guilty]
Rex: Oh, Buzz!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: How did this happen?
Emperor Zurg: I'm not sure.
[RC revs his engine to talk to the toys]
Rex: Hey everyone! RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
[RC revs his engine]
Mr Potato Head: He's sayin' that this was no accident.
Toys: Huh?
Bo Peep: What do you mean?
Mr Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed... by Woody!
[points in Woody's direction]
Toys: What?!
Woody: Wait a minute. You, you don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you Potato Head?
Mr Potato Head: That's Mr Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!
Woody: Now, it was an accident! Guys, c'mon now, you...you gotta believe me.
Slinky: We believe you, Woody. (looking at Rex for support) Right, Rex?
Rex: Well, ye-- n-- I don't like confrontations.
Emperor Zurg: (disappointed in Rex's cowardice) So much for more support on Woody.
Stinky Pete: Woody, how could you do this?
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Is this because you thought Buzz was gonna replace you?
Woody: I was meant for Buzz to fall behind the desk not the window. I didn't want that to happen.
Emperor Zurg: But trying to use RC to ram him down there was unsafe, and you know that.
Stinky Pete: He doesn't know that because he's a toy.
[Sarge pops out of the bucket]
Sarge: Where's your honor, dirtbag? You're an absolute disgrace! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO -- HEY!!!!
[Woody puts the lid on the bucket, muting Sarge's voice]
Mr Potato Head: You couldn't handle Buzz cuttin' in on your playtime, could ya Woody? Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy, so you got rid of him! Well, what if Andy starts playin' with me more, Woody, huh? You gonna knock me outta the window, too!?
Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.
[Then the lid opened and Sarge and his men jump out and jump onto Woody]
Sarge: There he is, men! Frag him!
Mr Potato Head: Let's string him up by his pull string!
Hamm: I got dibs on his hat!
Bo Peep: Would you boys stop it?!
Hamm: Tackle him!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Guys, stop this at once!
Emperor Zurg: Yeah, you guys! Cut it out!
Woody: No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait I can explain everything --
[Then as the toys were advancing on Woody, they heard Andy and his mom's voices from outside and quickly went back to their places while the Toys ran to hide]
Mrs Davis: Andy, c'mon!
Andy: Okay, Mom, be right down. I've got to get Buzz.
Sarge: Retreat!
[The Toys hid just as Andy enters his room and look for Buzz]
Andy: Mom, Do you know where Buzz is?
Mrs Davis: No, I haven't seen him.
Mr Potato Head: Psssst!
[Woody look as Etch drew a hangman's noose while Mr Potato Head pointed an accusing finger at him. Woody and the Irelanders look worried]
Mrs Davis: Andy, I'm heading out the door.
Andy: But Mom, I can't find him!
Mrs Davis: Well, honey, just grab some other toy. Now come on!
Andy: (sighs) OK.
[He grabs Woody and walks off to the car with Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg Stinky Pete following him unnoticed]
Andy: I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
[Buzz peaks out of the bushes and saw Andy holding Woody in his hand as he went to the car. Angered by being knocked out the window, Buzz runs to the car and jumps on the back bumper just as it moves out of the driveway.]
Barrel Of Monkeys[]
[A chain of red monkeys is being lower down to find Buzz by Bo Peep's cane but it's short from the bushes]
Slinky: It's too short! We need more monkeys!
Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel.
[He drops the barrel and walks to the edge of the window to look out]
Rex: Buzz! The monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan! Stay calm! Oh, where could he be?
Woody Fight Buzz[]
[The scene changes to Dinoco gas station where Andy's car drives up to it and parks to a gas tank]
Andy: Can I pump the gas?
Andy's Mom: Sure! I'll even let you drive.
Andy: Yeah?
Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16.
Andy: (sarcastic) Yep, yep, yep. Funny, mum.
[Woody unfreezes]
Woody: (hearing the conversation but worried about what will happen if he returns without Buzz) Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
[Then, Buzz appears on the sun roof above Woody and he spot him]
Woody: Buzz?
[Buzz drops in the car landing on a seat next to Woody as Woody gets up]
Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy'll find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake.
[He removes the fly from Buzz's helmet and wipes it while Buzz just glares at him]
Woody: Huh, right?
[A slight pause]
Woody: (weakly) Buddy?
Buzz Lightyear: I just want you and your friends to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. And seeing as you Irelanders just saw that happen, you're not convicted of the crime.
Woody: Oh, that's good.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Well, that's fine.
Emperor Zurg: At least we're in the clear.
Buzz Lightyear: (getting to Woody's face) But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No.
Stinky Pete: Uh-oh.
[Buzz lunges at Woody and they fall off the car to the ground. They rolled underneath the car, fighting Buzz kicks Woody to the tire]
Woody: Okay. Come on! You want a piece of me?!
[Buzz punches Woody, making his face spin until he stops it. Woody lunges at Buzz, pinning him down, open his helmet and punches his face, making a squeaky noise with each punch. Buzz then closes his helmet on Woody's hand, making him cry out in pain]
Woody: Owwwww!
[He then punches Buzz's button many times, making it repeat the "Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!" phrase, until Buzz flips him over, put his foot on Woody's back while pulling his arms back which makes Woody yells in pain. Then they heard Andy and his mom coming to the car]
Mrs Davis: Next stop..
Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!!!
[He gets in the car and it drives off, leaving Woody, Buzz and the Irelanders behind]
Woody: (gasps) Andy!
[They watch as the car drives off into the distance. Woody runs after the car but is unable to keep up and stops]
Woody: Doesn't he realize that I'm not there?
(gasps, realizing what this means)
Woody: I'm LOST! Oh, I'm a lost toy!
[He sobs as they stand at the same spot for a while]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: So now what?
Emperor Zurg: We don't know. It's not like we can follow the car. It's too fast.
Buzz Lightyear: (opening his wrist communicator) Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local sheriff, and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort --
[Woody turns around angrily]
Woody: YOU!
[He runs towards Buzz but then they heard a tanker truck coming towards them. Buzz quickly runs out of the way but Woody flops down on the ground as the tanker rolls over and stops, a tire just above Woody nearly flattening him.]
You Are A Toy[]
[Woody unfreezes and crawls away from the tire before standing up and backing into Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear: (into wrist communicator) According to my nava-computer, the --
Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Woody, ease up! We've had enough fighting for one night!
Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone! They're gonna move from the house in two days and it's all your fault!
Buzz Lightyear: My... My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...!
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!
Emperor Zurg: I Couldn't have put it better myself, I Figuring things out is what's important right now.
Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance. Because of him the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: What?! What are you talkin' about?
Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: You... are.... a... TOY!!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an.... you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!
Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.
[turning around and walking away from Woody]
Buzz Lightyear: Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah, well, good riddance you looney.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Well, that went poorly.
Emperor Zurg: Woody, I'm not sure that was the right way to handle the situation.
Stinky Pete: Zurg's right. To be honest, I think it's best if we all figured things out together.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Yeah, it would have been much easier with Buzz's help.
Emperor Zurg: They're right, Woody. We can't figure out what to do without Buzz.
Stinky Pete: Wait a minute here. This sounds like the same argument in the drive-in.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: They did a Cars version of this scene, only Buzz was a space buggy and Woody was some western car.
Emperor Zurg: Really? Wow, I never knew they did car versions of other films where you came from.
Stinky Pete: Yes, Woody, but we can't figure out what to do without Buzz.
Woody: That's your problem, not mine. (walking off, muttering) Rendez-vous with Star Command.
Pizza Planet Truck[]
[A Pizza Planet truck pulls into the station. Woody Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete see it]
Pizza Deliverer: Hey, Gas Dude!
Attendant: You talking to me?
[Woody Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete look at the Pizza Planet logo on the side of the truck]
Woody: Pizza Planet?
[realizing it's a way to reunite with Andy]
Woody: Andy!
Pizza Deliverer: Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Blvd. is?
Attendant: Just a moment...
[Woody is about to go to the truck but then realizes something]
Woody: Oh, no. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: If we enter the room without proof Woody didn't kill Buzz out of jealousy, we're doomed.
Emperor Zurg: He's right. The toys won't believe Woody if he returns without Buzz.
Stinky Pete: That's right. We need to get Buzz back now.
Woody: Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz Lightyear: Go away!
Woody: No, Buzz, you've gotta come back! I...
[He saw that the truck has a rocket on the roof which gives him a idea]
Woody: I found a spaceship!
[Buzz stops and turns around]
Woody: It's a spaceship, Buzz!
[Buzz looks curious. A second]
Pizza Deliverer: Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like the pizzas are getting cold here!
[The camera goes down to Buzz, Woody Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete looking at the truck]
Woody: Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody: Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'II be able to find a way to transport you home.
Buzz Lightyear: Well then, let's climb aboard.
[runs towards the truck]
Woody: No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
Buzz Lightyear: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'II be much safer in the cockpit.
Woody: Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz!
Pizza Deliverer: so that's two lefts, and then a right, huh?
Attendant: Yeah.
Pizza Deliverer: Okay, thanks for the directions.
[Buzz climbs up to the door window and jumps behind the pizza boxes so the driver won't see him]
Woody: Buzz!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: He's not listening is he?
Emperor Zurg: Nope.
Stinky Pete: Buzz is right, Woody. We should get in the front.
Woody: But that man will see us.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Not with the pizza boxes Buzz is sitting next to, he won't.
[The truck starts up so Woody runs to the back of the truck as Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete get in the front with Buzz. Woody saw Buzz strap his seat belt on]
Woody: Much safer in the cockpit than the cargo area. What complete idiots.
[The driver hits the accelerator and the truck speeds forward, throwing Woody off guard and he hits the back of the cargo hold. The truck swerves to the left and Woody hit the side of it. As the truck roll up a hill, a big box rolls towards him. Woody yells as the box smacks into him.]
Arrive Pizza Planet[]
[The truck soon arrives at Pizza Planet and stops. Buzz look up to see a giant model of a rocket near the building and heard the PA speaking]
PA: Next shuttle lift-off scheduled for T-minus 30 minutes and counting...
[Buzz looks at the entrance to see two robotic guards near it]
Robot Guards: You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
[They move their spears aside and the doors open to let some customers inside]
Female PA: The white zone is for eating pizza only. The white zone is for...
[Buzz Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete go to the back to check on Woody]
Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff.
[The trash fall down to reveal Woody all flattened]
Buzz Lightyear: There you are.
[Woody falls over on the trash]
Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg And Stinky Pete: Ouch! Oooh!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: That's gonna hurt in the morning.
Emperor Zurg: Yep. That's one big bruise right there.
Stinky Pete: That's gotta hurt.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Now the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside.
[Woody gets up with a cup over his head, coughing]
Buzz Lightyear: Great idea, Woody. I like your thinking.
[Woody, a bit dazed, looks confused at what Buzz had said. Later, the robot guards let some customers in]
Robot Guards: You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
[A cup and a burger box starts to move towards the entrance]
Buzz Lightyear: Now! Quickly, guys, the airlock is closing.
[They make it through just as the door closes. Buzz bumps into Woody]
Woody: Ow! Watch where you're going!
Buzz Lightyear: Sorry.
[Ultra Buzz moves forward, accidentally bumping into Emperor Zurg who is invisible to hide from customers]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Ow. Zurg, be careful.
Emperor Zurg: Oops. Sorry. Buzz Lightyear.
Stinky Pete: We Gotta Find to Andy.
[Woody and Buzz run between video games and took off their disguises. They look in awe at the arcade games around them with kids playing on them]
Buzz Lightyear: What a space port! Good work, guys!
[Woody look around at the kids playing on arcade games until they heard Andy's voice from a game nearby]
Andy: Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?
Woody: Andy!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: There he is! We did it!
Emperor Zurg: All we have to do is get into the basket and we'II get Woody and Buzz home in no time.
Stinky Pete: Alright!
Mrs Davis: What's Black Hole?
Andy: Oh, it's so cool...
Buzz Lightyear: Now we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.
Woody: Wait a minute! No Buzz! This way! There's a special ship. I just saw it!
Buzz Lightyear: You mean it has hyperdrive?
Woody: Hyper-active hyperdrive, and astro...uh, turf.
[Woody watches Andy and his family as they move closer to them]
Woody: (tracking Andy and family) C'mon, c'mon, that's it...
Buzz Lightyear: Where is it? I don't see the --
[He then saw a claw game that looks like a rocket]
Buzz Lightyear: Spaceship!
Woody: Alright Buzz, get ready, and...
[Buzz runs off, unnoticed by Woody who has his eyes on Andy]
Woody: Okay, Buzz, when I say "go," we're gonna jump in the basket --
[He notices that Buzz's not besides him and saw him running towards the claw game]
Woody: Buzz!
[Buzz jump through the Prize door]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: You got to be kidding me.
Emperor Zurg: Well we've got to go after him!
Woody: Dooh! No!
[Andy rounds the bend]
Woody: This cannot be happening to me!!
Stinky Pete: Let's just focused on getting Buzz back!
Buzz Meets aliens[]
[They start to walk but forced back to hide when a man walk by. Buzz climbs up the prize chute and jump into the middle and found himself face to face with squeaky toy aliens]
Aliens: A stranger! From the outside! Oo-o-o-o-o-o...
Buzz Lightyear: Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Aliens: Tell us! What is it like outside?
[The aliens gathered around Buzz excitedly. Outside, Woody and the heroes waited for some kids to run past then they run over to the claw game and went into the Prize door and peeps over the partition wall]
Buzz Lightyear: This is an intergalactic emergency! I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12! Who's in charge here?
Aliens: The cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!!
[They point to the claw above them]
Aliens: The claw is our master. The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: This is ludicrous.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: You can say that again.
Emperor Zurg: What make these aliens so special about the claw anyway?
Stinky Pete: I don't know.
[Then they heard someone yelling behind them. They turn to see Sid bashing some games]
Sid: Hey, buzo, you got any brains in there? Ha-ha, take that!
[The machine beeps, indicating that it's over, making Sid angry and hits it with a mallet then walks over to the claw game]
Woody: Oh, no! Sid!
[They all jumps on Buzz]
Woody: Get down!
[Sid bring out his coins and put them in the machine]
Buzz Lightyear: What's gotten into you, Sheriff? I was --
Woody: YOU are the one that decided to climb into this --
Aliens: Sh-h-h-h-h-h. The claw. It moves.
[The claw lowers down and grab a alien which is on top of Buzz]
Aliens: I have been chosen!! Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place.
[He was moved towards Sid]
Sid: Gotcha!
[As he watch the alien dropped, he saw Buzz amongst the other aliens]
Sid: A Buzz Lightyear?! No way!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Uh-oh!
Emperor Zurg: This is not good!
Stinky Pete: We got to get out of here!
[Woody spot a repair door and move towards it and strains to open it. By the time he manege to open it, Sid lowers the claw towards Buzz and grabs him]
Sid: Yes!
Woody: (gasps) Buzz! No!
[He grab Buzz's feet and drags him to the repair door]
Sid: (banging his fist on the glass) Hey!
[Woody tries to get Buzz to the door but the aliens push him back into the claw machine]
Aliens: He has been chosen. He must go.
Woody: Hey! What are you doing? Stop it, you -- ! Stop it, you zealots!
Aliens: He must go! Do not fight the claw! Do not anger the claw! He has been chosen.
[Woody and Buzz get lifted up by the claw and it takes them to the Prize door and drop them]
Sid: Alright! Double prizes!
[He takes them out of the prize section and look at his new prizes with evil delight]
Sid: Let's go home and...play. Ha-ha-ha.
Sid House[]
[The scene changes to Sid approaching his house on his skateboard, humming to some rock music. Buzz peep out to see Andy's house next-door]
Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here! You're almost home.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, although we're glad to be closer to Andy's house, this is Happen.
Emperor Zurg: Not mention almost getting burned to death by a falling tree branch.
Stinky Pete: Or any of the other disasters that nearly happened.
Alien: Nirvana is coming! The mystic portal awaits!
Woody: Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.
[Sid opens the door and Scud snaps and barks at his bag]
Sid: Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy. Sit! Good boy!
[Scud sits down]
Sid: Hey, I got something for you, boy.
Woody: (gasps) Freeze!
[Woody, Buzz and the alien freeze as Sid grabs the alien and put him on Scud's head]
Sid: Ready, set, now!
[Scud grabs the alien and starts to shake it back and forth in a blur. Woody, and Buzz watch this with utter distraught and horror]
Sid: Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
[Hannah arrives with a doll in her hands]
Hannah: What?
Sid: Did I get my package in the mail?
Hannah: I don't know.
Sid: What do you mean you don't know?
Hannah: I don't know.
Sid: Oh, no, Hannah!
Hannah: What?
Sid: Look! Janie! She's sick!
[He takes the doll from Hannah]
Hannah: No she's not!
[Sid runs upstairs]
Sid: I'll have to perform one of my... operations!
Hannah: No! Don't touch her! NO!
Woody: Not Sid's room! not there...
Hannah: Sid! Give her back! Sid!
[as Sid slams the door on her]
Hannah: Sid!
[Sid toss his bag onto his bed]
Sid: Oh, no! We have a sick patient here, nurse! Prepare the OR, stat!
Hannah: Sid, give her back! Give her back now! I'm telling!
[Sid puts Janie in a vise]
Sid: Patient is prepped. No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
[He puts on a mask and pull out a toy pterodactyl from a box]
Sid: Now for the tricky part. Pliers!
Buzz Lightyear: I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: I'm a nurse myself and I went to medical school.
Emperor Zurg: That's good to know.
Stinky Pete: And that kid is definitely not knowing how to do medical stuff.
[Sid finishes doing his "medical" stuff]
Sid: (doing a nurse's voice) Doctor, you've done it! Hannah?
[He opens the door where Hannah is standing]
Sid: Janie's all better now.
[He shows her Janie doll which now has a pterodactyl head on it, making Hannah scream in terror]
Hannah: (screams) Mom! Mom!
Sid: She's lying! Whatever she says, it's not true!
The Mutant Toys[]
[He goes out of the room shutting the door behind him]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Is he gone?
Emperor Zurg: Yes, all clear.
[Stinky Pete gets out of the bag]
Stinky Pete: Hmmm. Place seems okay to me.
[Woody and Buzz look around the room which is filled with heavy metal posters, discarded toy remains and power tools which made them shudder
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Oh. This place is really scary. (stutters)
Emperor Zurg: (comforting him) It's okay, Buzz. You've got a girl who knows about martial arts to protect you.
Stinky Pete: That's very nice,
Woody: We're gonna die. I'm outta here.
[He jumps outta the bag and runs to the door. He tries to open the knob but it won't budge]
Woody: Locked.
(he jump down to the floor and look around)
Woody: There's gotta be another way out of here.
[He heard a rolling noise and turns to see a small yo-yo rolling and flop over. Woody pick up a pencil and look around for whoever's there. A shadow zoom past him and he freezes]
Woody: Uh, guys? W-W-Was that you?
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Nope. Definitely wasn't us.
[He heard a noise coming from Sid's bed. Woody picks up a torch and switch it on to shine it on a baby doll's head under the bed]
Woody: Hey! Hi, there, little fellah! Come out here. Do you know a way out of here?
[The baby doll head moves out of the bed, revealing to have a spider-like body made from pieces of an erector set]
Woody: (gasp)
[The baby head rises up taller, making Woody look horrified. He saw a fishing rod with legs, a jack-in-a-box with a monster paw glove inside, skateboard with a combat soldier's torso screwed to the front end (and others). A toy uses his hand to turn off the torch, promoting Woody to jump onto Buzz and cling onto him in fear]
Woody: B-B-B-Buzz!
[They watch as the mutant toys grab the Janie doll and the pterodactyl toy and move them away]
Buzz Lightyear: They're cannibals.
Emperor Zurg: Hide back in the bag!
[Woody and Buzz dive back into the bag and Buzz press a button on his chest]
Buzz Lightyear: May day! May day! Come in, Star Command! Send reinforcements! Star Command, do you copy?
[He adjusts his laser and points it out of the bag]
Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: (sarcastically) Oh, great, great. Yeah, and if anyone attacks us we can blink 'em to death.
Stinky Pete: I'm scared of Monsters.
Andy Can’t Find Woody And Buzz[]
[At Andy's house, the other toys are looking for Buzz with a torch when they heard a rustle in the bushes and shine the light on it]
Rex: Hey, you guys! I think I've found him. Buzz! Is that you?!
[A cat yowls loudly and runs away from the house]
Rex: Whiskers! Will you get out of here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue.
[Then they hear the Davis' car pull up to the house and Rex turn off the torch to prevent them seeing the light]
Slinky: (whispering) Look! They're home!
[The car pull up and stop. Andy and his mom get out]
Andy: Mom, have you seen Woody?
Andy's Mom: Where was the last place you left him?
Andy: Right here in the van.
[The toys listened to their conversation]
Andy's Mom: Oh, I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.
Andy: He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.
Bo Peep: (gasps) Woody's gone?
Hamm: Well what do you know, the weasel ran away.
Mr Potato Head: Huh?! Huh?! I told you he was guilty.
[He and Hamm move away from the window]
Rex: Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?!
[As Rex follows Mr Potato Head and Hamm, Slinky and Bo look at each other crestfallen at Woody's disappearance]
Bo Peep: Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.
Sid Burns Woody[]
[As the camera shifts to Sid's house, the scene changes to morning]
Sid: (as Interrogator) Oh, a survivor. Where is the rebel base? Talk!
[He slaps Woody to the ground and walks over to the window]
Sid: (as Interrogator) I can see your will is strong.
[He open the blind blocking the sun]
Sid: Well, we have ways of making you talk.
[He took out a magnifying glass and use it to aim the sunlight on Woody's forehead, making it smolder]
Sid: (as Interrogator) Where are your rebel friends now? [sinister chuckle]
Sid's Mom: Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready.
Sid: Alright!
[He runs out of the room and drops the magnifying glass in the process. Woody unfreezes and feels the burning on his forehead]
Woody: (screaming)
[He rans to to a bowl of half-eaten cereal (with milk) on the floor, and dunks his head in. Buzz runs over to Woody, pausing to remove two suction cup darts from his person before pulling Woody out of the bowl. Two colorful Froot-Loops stick to each of Woody's eyes like glasses]
Buzz Lightyear: Are you alright? I'm proud of you, Sheriff. A lesser man would have talked under such torture.
[Woody picks up a spoon and look at the smolder in his reflection]
Woody: I sure hope this isn't permanent.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Man, that is one nasty smolder.
Emperor Zurg: Just like when Norman is being careless with a magnifying glass when trying to glue his plane I got him for his birthday. It directs the sunlight at some paper and it caught fire. And I got glued to the door knob.
Stinky Pete: Yes. I remember it quite well. That's a very sticky situation if you ask me.
(giggles)
Buzz Lightyear: (checking his wrist communicator) Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport --
Woody Tries To Escape[]
[Woody see the door in the reflection of the spoon. It was open]
Woody: The door! It's open! We're free!!
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, we don't know what's out there!
Woody: I'll tell you wha... [screams]
[The mutant toys block the way and Woody ducks behind Buzz]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Bring it on, mutants!
Emperor Zurg: Yeah! You wouldn't want to taste my fire breath.
(he breathes his flame at the mutant toys as a warning)
Woody: They're gonna eat us, Buzz!! Do something! Quick!
Buzz Lightyear: Shield your eyes!
[Buzz fires his laser at Babyface but it just flickers on her forehead which surprises and shocks Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear: It's not working! I recharged it before I left. It should be good for hours --
Woody: Oh, you idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate chop action!
[He presses a button on Buzz's back which makes his right arm move up and down as they advance around the mutant toys toward the door]
Woody: (to mutants) Get away! Hoo-cha! Hoo-cha!
Buzz Lightyear: Hey!! Hey! How are you doing that? Stop that!
Woody: Back! Back, you savages! Back!
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop it!
Woody: Sorry guys, but dinner's canceled!
[He drops Buzz and ran out into the hallway upstairs]
Woody Wakes Up Scud[]
Woody: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home...
[He ran down the stairs but then stop when he saw Scud sleeping on it. He crept back up the stairs slowly as he could. Buzz's hand grabs him over his mouth and pulls him back behind the wall]
Woody: (muffled gasp)
Buzz Lightyear: Another stunt like that, cowboy -- you're going to get us killed.
Woody: Don't tell me what do to.
Buzz Lightyear: Shhh!
[Buzz checks that Scud is still asleep then darts across the stairwell opening to the other end of the hallway. He motions for Woody to follow. Woody cowardly crawls across the open area behind him to Buzz. As Woody stands up, his pull string gets caught on the curls of the iron railing. The toys starts to creep down the hallway, unaware that Woody's pull string has caught on the railing. Then Woody's pull string comes loose and his voice box starts up]
Woody's Voice Box: YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAA!! Giddy-up partner!... We got to get this wagon train a movin'!
[The noise from the voice box wakes Scud up and he follows it up the steps. Woody and Buzz look worried]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Great! What now?
Buzz Lightyear: Split up!
[Buzz dives into a room while Woody Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete jumps into a closet just as Scud reaches the top of the stairs. He heard the door slam and went over to sniff anything suspicious. Buzz skid to hide behind the door. Sensing his movement, Scud walks towards the door as Buzz stood back. Then as Scud moves curiously closer to Buzz, they heard snoring and look up to see Sid's father fast asleep on a La-Z-Boy recliner in front of the TV. Scud then backs out and head down the stairs.]
Buzz Lightyear Commercial[]
[Buzz was about to exit the room when he heard a sudden voice]
VO: Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear! Do you read me?
[Buzz turn to see a commercial on TV to which his logo appears]
Buzz Lightyear: Star Command!
[He opens his wrist communicator and about to reply when a child's voice interrupts him]
Child: Buzz Lightyear responding! Read you loud and clear!
[Buzz looks towards the TV and saw it shows two boys holding a Buzz Lightyear toy in a cardboard spaceship like his own]
VO: Buzz Lightyear, Planet Earth needs your help!
Boy 2: On the way!
Male Chorus: Buzz Lightyear!
[Buzz stares in disbelief as he watch the commercial]
VO 2 The world's greatest superhero! Now the world's greatest toy! Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!
Boy: Calling Buzz Lightyear!
VO 2: Karate chop action!
KID #2: Wow!
[With every feature demonstrated on the TV, Buzz compares the same feature on himself]
VO 2: Pulsating laserlight!
KID #2: Total annihilation!
VO 2: Multi-phrase voice simulator!
TV Buzz's voice box: There's a secret mission in uncharted space.
[Buzz press the same button on his chest and it makes the same phrase the TV Buzz made]
Buzz's Voice Box: There's a secret mission in uncharted space.
VO 2: And best of all...
(big "monster truck" voice)
VO 2: HIGH-PRESSURE-SPACE-WINGS!!
TV Buzz: To Infinity and Beyond!
[The words NOT A FLYING TOY appear at the bottom of the screen]
VO 3: (non-excited lawyer voice) Not a flying toy.
[Buzz slowly shakes his head in wide-eyed disbelief]
VO 2: Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure and save a galaxy near you!
Male Chorus: Buzz Lightyear!
[The image on the screen changes to a shot of hundreds of Buzzes in their boxes lining either side of a store aisle]
VO: Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the tri-county area.
I Will Go Sailing No More[]
SPORTSCASTER: And welcome back to the Point Richmond Bowling Championship.
[As the commercial ends, Buzz look stricken then open his wrist communicator. On the underside, he saw three words that said MADE IN TAIWAN. He looks stunned at the truth that Woody was trying to tell him all along. The song I Will Go Sailin' No More plays as Buzz walks sadly out of the room and down the hallway. As he pass the stairwell, he stop to look at a open window as a bird flies by it. Woody's voice echos in his head]
Woody's Voice: You are a toy! You can't fly!
[Buzz lowers his head in sadness for a moment before raising it with determination in his eyes. He slams his wrist communicator shut as if he's defying what the words say. He climb up the railing and stand on top of it before opening his wings. He look towards the window, determination in proving that he is able to fly and that he's really a space ranger]
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
[He jumps off the railing and half way towards the window, he began to fall down towards the stairs and bounce off them and landed on the floor. He sees his arm has been come off from the impact and was lying next to him. He drop his head back in defeat, finally accepting that he's a toy. As the song ends, Hannah came along, looking for something]
Hannah: Mom. Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?
[She step on Buzz's wing and look down to see him]
Sid's Mom: What, dear? What was that?
Hannah: Never mind.
[She look at Buzz with a smile on her face.]
Buzz's Arm Bandage[]
[Back upstairs, the doorknob to the closet jiggles. The door opens and Woody Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete fall off the shelves and onto the floor. A bowling ball hit Woody on the head and rolls away]
Woody: (a bit woozy from the ball hit him) Buzz, the coast is clear.
(shakes his head to get the wooziness off and look around for Buzz) Buzz, where are you?
[Woody, Ultra Buzz, Zurg, and Stinky Pete bolts into Hannah's Room]
Buzz! Hey, Buzz! Are you okay?
[Buzz unfreezes and wails in a drunken despair]
Buzz Lightyear: Gone! It's all go-o-one! All of it's gone. Bye-bye! Whoo-hoo! See ya!
(hysterical laughter)
Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!
[Woody open his helmet and uses his arm to slap Buzz in the face then politely closes it]
Buzz Lightyear: (sober) I'm sorry. You're right. I'm just a little depressed that's all. I can get through this.
[They walk out to the hallway. Then Buzz drops to his knees in despair]
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, I'm a sham!!
Woody: Shhhh! Quiet, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear: Look at me! I can't even fly out of a window! But -- the hat looked good. Tell me the hat looked good! The apron is a bit much, it's not my color...
[Woody look at the window then to Sid's room. They can see Andy's house outside the window]
Woody: Out the window! Buzz, you're a genius.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Yee-haw! Now, that's a smart idea!
Emperor Zurg: We'II be back at Andy's house and get Woody and Buzz home in no time.
Stinky Pete: Like a talking cat would say, "Everything's gonna turn out purrfect".
[Woody pick up the Christmas lights and drag Buzz down the hallway to Sid's room]
Woody: Come on, this way!
Buzz Lightyear: Years of academy training wasted!
Woody Tries To Escape Sid House[]
[The scene changes to Andy's room where Mr Potato Head and Hamm are playing with the Battleship game that Andy got for his birthday]
Mr Potato Head: (chuckles) B3.
Hamm: (wearing his hat) Miss. G6.
Mr Potato Head: Ohhh! You sunk it!
Hamm: Heh-heh.
Mr Potato Head: Are you peeking?
Hamm: Oh, quit your whining and pay up.
[Mr Potato Head reaches for his ear]
Hamm: No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose. C'mon!
Mr Potato Head: (pulling out his nose; nasally) How 'bout three out of five?
[Woody opens the window and calls out to Mr Potato Head and Hamm]
Woody: Hey guys! Guys! Hey!
[They turn to see Woody waving to them from Sid's window across from them]
Mr Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Woody.
Hamm: They're in the psycho's bedroom!
Woody: Hi!
Hamm: (into Andy's bedroom) Everyone, it's Woody!
Bo Peep: Woody?
Rex: You're kidding?
Slinky: Woody!
Woody: We're gonna get outta here, Buzz. Buzz?
[He saw Buzz playing with his arm of divebombing a plane with crashing and exploding]
Rex: Hey, look!
Bo Peep: Woody!
Woody: Boy, am I glad to see you guys!
Slinky: I knew you'd come back, Woody!
Bo Peep: What are you doing over there?
Woody: It's a long story, Bo. I'll explain later. Here, catch this!
[He tosses one end of the Christmas lights towards Andy's window and Slinky catches it with his two front paws]
Slinky: I got it, Woody!
Rex: (overly excited) He got it, Woody!
Woody: Good going, Slink! Now, just, just tie it on to something.
Mr Potato Head: Wait! Wait! I got a better idea! How about we DON'T?!
[He snatches the lights from Slinky]
Slinky: Hey!
Bo Peep: Potato Head.
Mr Potato Head: Did you all take stupid pills this morning?! Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here?
Woody: No, no, no! You got it all wrong, Potato Head.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: It was an accident!
Emperor Zurg: Two things you need to know; Forgive and Forget.
Stinky Pete: Besides, he's your leader and no one ever dares try to get rid of their leader.
Woody: Yeah. Besides, Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with me.
Mr Potato Head: You are a liar!
Woody: No, I'm not (to Buzz) Buzz, come over here and you just tell the nice toys that you're not dead.
[Buzz isn't listening. He's too busy peeling off the sticker off his wrist communicator, crumples it up and growls]
Woody: Just a sec. Buzz, Will you get up here and give us a hand?
[Buzz throws his broken arm up to them]
Woody: (insincerely) Ha ha. That's very funny, Buzz. (exploding) This is serious!!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Still depressed huh. Oh bother.
Rex: Hey, Woody. Where'd ya go?
Mr Potato Head: He's lying! Buzz ain't there.
[Woody who punches him playfully in the elbow as if to say "Good idea"]
Woody: (forced casualness) Oh, hi Buzz! Why don't you say "hello" to the guys over there?
[He make Buzz's arm move while hiding the end of it from the toys' sight]
Woody: (imitating Buzz's voice) Hi ya, fellas. To infinity and beyond!
Rex: Hey look! It's Buzz!
Woody: (shaking the arm's hand) Yeah, hey Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!
Hamm: (irritated) Something's screwy here.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Let's hope this works.
Emperor Zurg: It's working, Woody. Keep it up!
Woody: So, you see? We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz? (as Buzz) You bet. Gimme a hug.
[Woody makes Buzz's arm grasp him for a hug]
Woody: Ha, ha, oh, I love you, too.
Slinky: See? It is Buzz. Now give back the lights, Potato Head.
Mr Potato Head: Wait just a minute. What are you trying to pull?!
Woody: Nothing.
[He shrugs, accidentally revealing Buzz's broken arm to the toys which makes them recoil in horror and Bo Peep scream in fright. Woody realizes his mistake and tries to hide it but it's too late Rex put his hands to his mouth and turns away to barf]
Hamm: Oh, that is disgusting!
Mr Potato Head: (raging furious) Murderer!
Woody: No! No, no, no, no!
Mr Potato Head: You murdering dog!
Woody: No, it's not what you think, I swear!
Mr Potato Head: Save it for the jury. I hope Sid pulls your voice-box out, ya creep!
[He let go of the lights, making them fall down]
Woody: No! No! Don't leave! Don't leave! You've gotta help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!
Mr Potato Head: Come on. Let's get out of here.
Hamm: Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over.
[They, Bo and Rex leave the window except Slinky]
Woody: Come back! Slink! Slink, please! Please! Listen to me!
[Slinky just looks sad and pulls the blinds down to shut the blinds]
Woody: No! No! Come back! SLI-I-I-INKYYY!!
[Thunder rumbles as dark clouds appear over head]
[As Woody slumps on the windowstill in defeat,]
Mutant Toys Fixed Buzz[]
[he heard some noises behind them. They turn to see the mutant toys converging around Buzz]
Woody: Buzz!
[They hurry off the table and over to the mutant toys]
Woody: Go away, you disgusting freaks!
[Babyface turns over and grabs Buzz's arm with her erector-set pinchers to which Woody is shielding himself and have a tug-o-war over it]
Woody: Alright back! Back, you cannibals!
[Woody loses his grip and falls back, hitting the wall. Buzz is swarmed by the mutant toys. Woody and the Irelanders run over to them with anger]
Woody: He is still alive, and you're not gonna get him, you monsters!
[He furiously throws the mutant toys aside. Then as Buzz is revealed, he have his arm reattached to him]
Woody: Hey?! Hey, they fixed you!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Wait, what?
[Woody move Buzz's arm to see if what he saw is true]
Woody: But -- but they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys.
[The mutant toys step back to reveal Janie and the Pterodactyl who have been repaired as well with tape around their repaired necks and heads. The mutant toys look innocently at Woody]
Emperor Zurg: Guess we've jumped to the wrong conclusion, guys. These guys aren't killers. They're fixers.
Stinky Pete: I can't believe we were too scared to even realize their true intentions. They were trying to fix them and Buzz.
Woody: Uh...sorry. I...I thought that you were gonna... (laughs nervously) ...you know, eat my friend.
[The mutant toys immediately retreat to the dark shadows of Sid's room]
Woody: Hey! No, no, wait! Hey! What's wrong?
Sid Strapped Buzz[]
Sid's Mom: Sid?
[Woody Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete look to the door where they heard Sid's voice]
Sid: Not now, Mom, I'm BUSY!
Woody: Sid!!!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: We might have known.
Emperor Zurg: We gonna hide before he sees us.
Stinky Pete: Come on!
[Woody tries to pick up the still depressed Buzz, but he just went limp]
Woody: Buzz! C'mon, get up! Use your legs!
[He tried dragging Buzz to the table but the progress is very slow]
Woody: Fine. Let Sid trash you. But don't blame me.
[He leave Buzz sitting alone in the middle of the floor and hides under a milk crate just as Sid bursts in carrying a box]
Sid: It came! It finally came!
[He went over to his workbench and rip open the package]
Sid: (reverently) The big one.
[He pulls out a big rocket which has THE BIG ONE written on the side of it]
Sid: (reading the rocket label) "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." COOL... (looks around) What am I gonna blow? Man...hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?
[He spots the milk crate on the floor and picks it up but Woody have hidden themselves on the top of it. Sid steps on Buzz's laser, beeping it. He look down a Buzz]
Sid: Yes! I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit. Ha-ha.
[He straps Buzz to the rocket and put a toolbox on the milk crate, making Woody Upset]
Sid: Oh, no...
[He goes to the window. Sullenly, he smacks his head against the window]
Sid: Aw, man!
[Woody breathes out with relief at this as do the Irelanders. Sid's face brightens up as he look at Bad Weather]
Sid: (as Newscaster) Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of the shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site. Tomorrow's forecast...
[He smacks Buzz down on the desk and winds his alarm clock up]
Sid: Sunny. Ha-ha-ha. Sweet dreams.
Andy Still Can’t Find Woody And Buzz[]
[Back in his room, Andy is awake in bed]
Andy's Mom: I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.
Andy: (groggy) But what if we leave them behind?
Andy's Mom: Oh, don't worry, honey, I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.
[She kisses Andy and turns off the light. A box starts bouncing around]
Rex: (muffled) Aaaah! I need air!
[He pops out and spits out packing styrofoam peanuts]
Rex: (relieved) Aa-a-a-a-ah! (COUGH)
Mr Potato Head: Will you quit moving around?!
Rex: I'm sorry. It's just that I get so nervous before I travel.
Mr Potato Head: How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving buddy?
[He went back inside]
Rex: (following Potato Head) Everyone else was picked.
[Bo watches as Andy sleeps, clutching his cowboy hat]
Bo Peep: Oh, Woody, if only you could see how much Andy misses you.
Woody Talks Buzz[]
[Thunder RUMBLES as rain pours down outside Sid's house. Sid is asleep and Woody is struggling to get out from under the crate]
Woody: Ps-s-s-s-t! Psst! Hey, Buzz!
[Buzz just sits there. Woody grab a stray washer and fling it at Buzz. It hits his helmet. Buzz looks up]
Woody: Hey! Get over here and see if you can get this tool box off me.
[Buzz looks away again]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: He's still feeling depressed about knowing the truth.
Emperor Zurg: No kidding.
Woody: Oh, come on, Buzz. I...Buzz, we can't do this without you. We need your help.
Buzz Lightyear: I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can get us out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.
Buzz Lightyear: Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?
Stinky Pete: Well, Andy's house isn't as creepy as this one and he doesn't make mutant toys.
Woody: Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.
Buzz Lightyear: No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. (looking at himself) You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid little insignificant toy.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: You're not stupid or insignificant, Buzz.
Woody: Buzz's right. Being a toy is a lot better than being a, a Space Ranger.
Buzz Lightyear: Yeah, right.
Woody: No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy.
Buzz Lightyear: But why would Andy want me?
Woody: Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear. Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that -- that whoosh thing -- you are a COOL toy.
Emperor Zurg: Woody's right. Every kid who would wants you would be lucky to have you.
Stinky Pete: Yeah. You are a very popular toy, Buzz.
Woody: (depressed) As a matter of fact you're too cool. I mean -- I mean what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I can do is...
[He pull his pull-string]
Woody's Voice Box: There's a snake in my boot.
Woody: Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he's got you?
[Buzz look up at Woody in surprise]
Woody: I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
[He slumps dejectedly against the crate, his back to Buzz. Buzz lifts his foot and look at Andy's name written on it. He understands what being a toy is all about; to being joy and happiness to a kid. He look at Woody with determination in his eyes.]
[She gestures to Woody who is still looking depressed about not be able to compete with Buzz any more]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Poor guy.
Woody: Listen, Buzz, forget about us. You should get outta here while you can.
[There's silence. Woody turn to see that Buzz is gone]
Emperor Zurg: He's gone.
Stinky Pete: Looks like we're doomed.
[Woody looks sad and bows his head, accepting his fate when there's a cluttering noise up above. He look up to see Buzz on top of the milk crate, trying to push the toolbox off]
Woody: Buzz!! What are you doing? We thought you were --
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing. (strains)
Woody: Yes, sir!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Come on, Zurg, let's give them some help.
Emperor Zurg: Okay, Buzz.
[They, Woody Buzz Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete began to push the toolbox and the milk crate but it's slow prove]
Woody: (strained) Come on, Buzz! We can do it!
[Then as they strain, Woody, Buzz Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete heard a rumble noise. They look out the window to see the moving van arriving outside Andy's house]
Buzz Lightyear: Guys. It's the moving van.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: We've gotta hurry.
Woody: We've got to get out of here...NOW.
[Buzz braces himself between the toolbox and the wall. Using his legs, Buzz pushes the toolbox and it starts to move. Woody saw that with every shove Buzz gives to the tool chest, the milkcrate begins to edge out on the lip of the desk]
Woody: C'mon, Buzz.
[Finally there's a gap wide enough for Woody to jump through]
Woody: Alright!
[He drops down to the floor below]
Woody: Buzz! Hey! We're out!
[Buzz didn't hear him and continues to push the toolbox (and milk crate) farther out]
Buzz Lightyear: (grunts) Almost there!
[Woody look up just in time to see the toolbox and the milk crate topple towards them]
Woody: (nervous laugh)
[The toolbox falls on Woody. Buzz look towards Sid who stirs]
Sid: (in his sleep) I wanna ride the pony...
[He remains asleep. Buzz sigh with relief and went over to the edge of the workbench and peers over to look down to see if woody are okay]
Buzz Lightyear: Woody? Are you alright?!
[Woody lifts the toolbox off him]
Woody: (punch-drunk) No, i'm fine. i'm OK.
Sid Takes Buzz[]
[Then Sid's alarm clock rang, making Woody duck under the toolbox and Buzz freezes. The alarm clock fell off the desk and onto the floor with a crash. Sid sits up groggily for a second then his eyes widen, remembering his bad plan to blow Buzz up with the rocket]
Sid: Oh, yeah! Time for lift-off!
[He jumps out of bed, grabs Buzz and bolts out of his room]
Sid: To infinity and beyond! Whoo-hoo!
[Woody run towards the door and catches it just in time before it closes.]
Woody Tries To Rescue Buzz[]
[But as they open the door, Scud appears and runs towards them. Quickly, they shut the door on Scud]
Woody: Aaah! Back! Back! Down! Down!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: That's a close one.
Emperor Zurg: But how are we gonna rescue Buzz with that dog in the way?
Stinky Pete: I don't know.
Woody: (out of breath; to himself) Okay, what do I do? Come on Woody, think!
[He looks around and saw the mutant toys]
Woody: Guys!
[The mutant toys retreat to hide from him]
Woody: No, no, no! Wait! Wait! Listen! Please! There's a good toy down there and he's -- he's going to be blown to bits in a few minutes all because of me. I've gotta save him! (pause) -- But I need your help.
[Babyface timidly creeps out from under the bed]
Woody: Please. He's my friend. He's the only one I've got.
[Babyface crawls out and taps a code on the bedpost. The other mutant toys come out of hiding and come over to Woody]
Woody: (to Babyface) Thank you.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: So, what's the plan, Woody?
Woody: (to the others) Okay. I think I know what to do. We're going to have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everybody.
[The scene changes to Andy's now fully empty and former bedroom where the movers are moving the boxes of Andy's toys out of it. A forlorn Andy holds his cowboy hat and Buzz's cardboard spaceship in his hands and with a sad sigh, he walks out of the room, unaware that next door, Sid is carrying materials under his arm from his shed]
Sid: (as Astronaut) Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control. Launch pad is being constructed! Heh-heh.
[He puts the stuff down next to Buzz who is still inanimate. Outside Sid's door, Scud is planted, poised to strike anything that comes out. In the room, and the mutant toys are planning to rescue Buzz]
Woody: All right, listen up. I need Pump Boy here -- Ducky here. Legs?
[Legs, a fishing rod with doll's legs, step forward]
Woody: You're with Ducky. (to the others) RollerBob and I don't move till we get the signal. Clear?
[The mutant toys nodded in agreement]
Woody: OK. Let's move!
[The mutant toys split up. Scud barks, hearing the commotion. Legs and Ducky, Mark and Bucky open the face plate off a heating grate and run inside the duct. They went down the duct and found a intersection. Ducky saw the right tunnel and quacks to Legs, Mark and Bucky to follow him and they went down the right tunnel. Woody hops onto RollerBob, a skateboard with a solider's upper torso tied to the front]
Woody: Wind the frog.
[A toy car with hands and feet winds up a frog with wheels instead of legs. Ducky, Legs, Mark and Bucky move towards a junction box in front of them. Hand-in-the-Box, a jack-in-the-box with a monster hand glove grabs the doorknob. Back in the rafters, Ducky and Legs lift the loose junction box which is attached to the porch light up into the rafters. Ducky stick his head out of the hole to see if the coast is clear. In the room, the other mutant toys are waiting for Ducky to give them the signal]
Woody: Wait for the signal.
[Ducky put Legs' hook onto his neck and Legs lower him down to the door. Ducky began swinging back and forth to reach the doorbell til with a big swing, he reaches the doorbell and rings it, thus signaling the other mutant toys and Woody]
Woody: Go!
[Hand-in-the-Box opens the door and the car with hands let go of the frog with wheels. It speeds out of the room and past Scud who began to chase it]
Woody: Alright, let's go. Now!
[RollerBob uses his arms to move his skateboard, Woody and the other mutant toys out of the room. Downstairs, Hannah approaches the door]
Hannah: I'm coming. I'm coming.
[She touches the doorknob. Bucky sees it]
Bucky (Robocar Poli): Ducky, someone's coming!
Mark (Robocar Poli): Freeze!
[Ducky freezes just as Hannah opens the door. There's no one there. She didn't even see Ducky on the porch in front of her. Scud chases the frog downstairs. The frog races in between Hannah's legs and into Ducky's hands. Legs lifts Ducky and the frog out of the way just as Scud bursts through the door onto the porch, knocking Hannah over in the process]
Hannah: Scud!
Ducky: (quacks with laughter)
[He and Legs put the porch light back in place as Scud barks up at them, realizing that he's been duped. Hannah gets back up]
Hannah: Stupid dog!
[She slams the door in Scud's face and went down the hall. Woody, and the mutant toys flew down the stairs and through the kitchen towards a dog door in front of them]
Woody: Lean back!
[The mutants push back, causing RollerBob to do a wheelie and they fly through the dog door and catapult into the bushes.
Woody Rescue Buzz[]
[Woody, and the mutant toys peeks out of the bushes to see Buzz still standing inanimate strapped to the launchpad. Sid is still in his toolshed, doing voices of Huston and an astronaut]
Sid: (AS ASTRONAUT) Uh, Mission Control...is the launchpad construction complete? (simulated static) Uh, Roger, rocket is now secured to guide wire. We are currently obtaining the...ignition sticks. Countdown will commence momentarily. Stand by --(simulated static)
[Legs, Ducky, Frog, Mark and Bucky slide into the yard from a drain pipe. They exchange a thumbs-up with Woody before hurrying to their positions]
Woody: Let's go.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Places, everyone.
[the mutant toys spread out to their positions]
Sid: Hey, Mom?! Where are the matches? Oh, oh, wait, here they are. Nevermind...
[Woody ran towards Buzz who saw him]
Buzz Lightyear: (whispers) Woody?! Great! Help me out of this thing!
Woody: Shhh!
Buzz Lightyear: What?
Woody: (whispers) It's OK. Everything's under control.
[He goes limp and falls to the ground, confusing Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear: Woody?! What are you doing?!
[Sid came out of his toolshed and Buzz freezes]
Sid: (AS ASTRONAUT) Houston, all systems are go. Requesting permission to launch --
(spotting Woody)
Sid: Hey! How'd you get out here?
[He picks Woody up and look at him for a moment]
Sid: Oh, well, you and I can have a cookout later. Ha-ha-ha...
[He puts Woody on a barbecue grill and put a match in his holster then turn back to Buzz to proceed with his plan]
Sid: Houston, do we have permission to launch? -- (simulated static) Uh, Roger, permission granted. You are confirmed at T minus 10 seconds...
[The mutant toys scrambled to their hiding places as Sid light a match]
[As Woody's voice box continues to talk, Sid look at his pull string. It isn't moving. Sid gets increasingly frightened and confused]
Woody's Voice Box: We don't like being blown up, Sid, or smashed, or ripped apart...
Sid: W-w-w-we?
Woody's Voice Box: That's right. Your toys.
[A red doll rise from a sandbox calling Mama. A pick-up truck toy emerges from the sandbox too. Mud-covered soldiers rises from some puddles and began to move towards Sid who back up in fright. Buzz unfreezes and watch in amazement. The alien who Scud chewed up earlier, appears from a dog bowl and join in the fray. Legs lower Babyface down onto Sid's head, making him scream in terror. Hand-in-the-Box grabs him by the leg and RollerBob and Janie approach him. Sid found himself getting surrounded by his toys. Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete appears to him]
Woody's Voice Box: From now on, you must take good care of your toys! Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. We toys can see everything.
[Woody's inanimate head rotates around 360 degrees then came to life much to Sid's horror]
Woody: (regular voice) So play nice.
[Sid screams in horror and runs away, dropping Woody]
Sid: AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
[Woody, Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg Stinky Pete and the mutant toys cheer]
Woody: (delighted) Ha-ha! We did it! We did it! YES!!!
[Inside, Hannah is coming downstairs with a doll when Sid rushes in]
Sid: The toys! The toys are alive!
[He sees Hannah's doll and recoils a bit]
Sid: N-N-Nice toy...
[Hannah, sensing Sid's fear and found a opportunity to get back at him for what he did to Janie and her toys, suddenly thrusts the doll into Sid's face. He screams and runs upstairs, sobbing with Hannah chasing him, taunting him with the doll]
Hannah: What's wrong, Sid?! Don't you want to play with Sally?!
[Outside, the mutant toys continue celebrating and congratulating each
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Well, that'II teach Sid a lesson.
Emperor Zurg: And hopefully, he won't be playing with matches any more and learns that it's one thing he must never do.
Stinky Pete: Too right, Zurg.
Woody: Nice work, fellahs. Good job. Comin' out of the ground -- what a touch! That was a stroke of genius.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody.
[Woody turns around and sees Buzz who's still affixed to Sid's launchpad. Buzz extends his hand to Woody]
Buzz Lightyear: Thanks.
[They share a smile as they shake hands, beginning their friendship]
Woody Catch Car[]
[when they heard a car horn and they turn to see Andy and his family getting into the car]
Andy's Mom: Everybody say, "Bye, house."
Buzz Lightyear: Guys! The van!
Andy: (depressed) Bye, house.
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: They're about to leave!
Emperor Zurg: Oh, no! We better get over there quick!
Stinky Pete: Come on!
[Woody quickly hoist Buzz off the pole he was tied to]
Woody: (to mutant toys) We gotta run! Thanks, guys.
[With the rocket still taped to Buzz, the two toys sprint to the fence. Woody peeks out to see Andy's van's engine roaring, starting up]
Woody: Quick!
[Woody easily slips through the slats in the fence, but Buzz's rocket got him stuck. Woody climb to the rear bumper of the van then realizes Buzz's movement is silent. He looks back to discover that Buzz is stuck to the fence]
Buzz Lightyear: Just go! I'll catch up!
[Woody looks between Buzz and the van then made a decision. He jumped down and ran back to Buzz. The van begins pulling out of the driveway. Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence. The two toys ran out to the street but the van is already driving away down the street]
[Then they heard a rumble and they look back to see the moving truck rolling towards them]
Woody, Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg Stinky Pete and Buzz Lightyear: Aaaah!
[They duck down to avoid been hit by the truck as it rolls over them. After it passes, they start to chase it]
Buzz Lightyear: Come on!
Woody And buzz Vs Scud[]
[Scud is lying on the front porch when he perks up, seeing Woody, Buzz Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete running down the street after the moving truck. He growls, wanting to get back at them for duping him. Buzz runs faster than Woody and leap for a strap which is dangling from the back of the truck and grabs it to climb up to the bumper. Woody struggles to reach the strap but it keeps being out of reach]
Buzz Lightyeat: You can do it, Woody!
[Woody jumps and grabs the strap]
Woody: Whew, I made it!
Buzz Lightyear: (gasps)
[Ultra Buzz sees what Buzz is seeing]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Uh, guys? Look!
[Woody look back to see Scud running towards them]
Emperor Zurg: (gasps) SCUD!
Woody: Aaaaaah!
[Scud bite on Woody's foot]
Woody: (kicking Scud with his other foot) Get away, you stupid dog! Down! Down!
[Scud began to drag Woody down to the end of the strap]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, Woody!
Woody: I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!
Buzz Lightyear: No!
[Buzz jumps off of the truck and onto Scud's snout. He pull Scud's eyelids and snap them hard. Scud yelps in pain, letting go of Woody. He bucks wildly with Buzz still on him]
Woody: Buzz!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: We've gotta help him.
Emperor Zurg: We’ve Help Him.
Stinky Pete: Me too.
Woody Kicked Out Van[]
[Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and strains to get it open. Just then, the moving truck and the family van stop at the traffic lights. Woody slams into the door, making it slide up, carrying him with it. Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he saw a box marked ANDY'S TOYS. Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz tumbles under a parked car. Scud runs to the car but can't get to Buzz due to the car too big for him to fit under. Woody open the box and inside is Slinky, Rex, Mr Potato Head and Hamm]
Toys: What?
Rex: Are we there already?
Slinky: Woody?! How'd you --
[Woody push the box to the side and begin rummaging through the next box. Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys poke their heads out]
Hamm: What's going on? What's he taking?
Woody: Ah-hah! There you are!!
[The toys watch in confusion as Woody took out RC and his remote control out of the box]
Mr Potato Head: Hey! What's he doing?
[Woody runs to the back of the truck and kicks RC out onto the street, making the toys scream in horror]
Rex: He's at it again!
[Woody turn on the remote and send RC to the parked car, pasting Scud on the way. RC's motor whirrs happily at Buzz being OK and Buzz smiles at him]
Woody: (laughs)
[The traffic light turned green, allowing the moving truck and Andy's family van to drive on]
Mr Potato Head: Get them!
[The toys pour out of their boxes and charge towards Woody]
[Woody look back, gasps and quickly turn the wheel on the remote, making RC zoom with Buzz on board him towards the truck with Scud in hot pursuit. Woody and the Irelanders steer the remote while trying to fend off the angry toys]
Woody: Ah-h!! Ah-h! No, no!
[Scud continues chasing Buzz and RC down the street, nearly close to chomp on him. In the truck, Rocky lifts Woody and spin him around in circles]
Woody: No, no, no! Wait!
(as Rocky spins him)
Woody: Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[RC suddenly starts going around in circles because of the remote going around in Woody's hand]
Buzz Lightyear: (spinning) Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[Rocky throws Woody to the floor, making RC going straight again with Scud still chasing him and Buzz clinging to him. Hamm leaps off a pile of boxes and onto Woody]
Hamm: Pig pile!!
[The impact makes RC jumps into the air and back onto the road. Buzz lands on RC, facing backwards. The traffic lights turn red and the wall of cross traffic move from both directions. Buzz looks back to see the lines of traffic in front of him]
Buzz Lightyear: Aaaah!
[He and RC drives straight into the lines of traffic with Scud blindly following them. Scud saw a car slamming on it's brakes on his side and went wide-eyed, realizing his mistake and skids to stop. The car swerves to avoid Scud and crashes into another car. Buzz and RC zipped through before the other cars collide with each other. Soon there is a multi-car pile up that encircles Scud, trapping him. He runs back and forth, trying to find a way out while people in their cars honk their horns at each other and shouting at each other]
Woman: Get out of that car!
Man: Move it!
[Buzz look up to see the crash and let out a sigh of relief, both for getting away from Scud and avoid getting hit by the cars. Back on the truck, Rocky holding Woody (still holding the remote) above his head and walk towards the open door]
Woody: No! Wait! You Don’t Understand! Buzz is out there! We've gotta help him!!
[He swung his arm and the remote around, accidentally knocks Mr Potato Head's eyes, mouth and nose off his body and onto the floor]
Mr Potato Head: Toss 'em overboard!
Woody: No, no, no, wait!
[The toys throw Woody out into the road. The toys cheered as the truck rolled away]
Rex: Hooray!
Mr Potato Head: So long Woody!
[Woody look back and saw a blue car coming towards them. They duck down to avoid getting hit as the car passes over them. Shaken, Woody gets up when Buzz Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg Stinky Pete and RC come racing up behind them]
Buzz Lightyear: Who-o-o-oa! Woody!
[RC sweeps up Woody and keep driving. Woody found themselves sitting in front of Buzz still holding the remaining pieces]
Woody: Well, thanks for the ride.
Buzz Lightyear: (pointing ahead) Look out!!
[They see that they're about to slam into the rear tire of the car in front of them. Woody screams and quickly turns the wheel on the remote to make a hard left, missing the tire. RC swerves under the car]
Woody: Now let's catch up to that truck!
[He flick the switch from ON to TURBO and RC speeds up towards the moving truck.
The Gang Tries To Save Woody And Buzz[]
[The toys are busy congratulating one another when Lenny glances out of the back and spots Woody, and Buzz]
Lenny: Guys! Guys! Woody riding RC! And Buzz is with them!
Toys: What?!!!
[The toys rush to the edge of the open truck. Bo lifts Lenny up to look through him]
Bo Peep: It is Buzz! Woody, were telling the truth!
[The toys including Mr Potato Head gasp in shock and horrified at what they have done]
Slinky: What have we done?!
Rex: Great. Now I have guilt.
Woody: We're almost there.
[RC is gaining on the moving truck]
Bo Peep: Rocky, the ramp!
[Rocky rush over to a lever on the side of the back. The sign above it reads "RAMP: UP/DOWN." Rocky push down the lever and the ramp starts to lower down. Woody, and Buzz look up to see the ramp about to come down on top of them]
Woody: Look out!!
[RC sped back just before the ramp slams down into the road. Sparks flew from the metal, scraping the road]
Slinky: (to other toys) Quick! Hold on to my tail!
[Mr Potato Head and Rex grab on to Slinky's tail, allowing Slinky's front end to jump off the truck and onto the ramp. Slinky lean forward with his paw stretch out to Woody. Woody hands the remote to Buzz and leans forward to grab Slinky's paw. They grab hold of each other]
Mr Potato Head: That a boy, Slink!!
[Then all of a sudden, RC starts to slow down, pulling Slinky's front end off the ramp]
Slinky: Woody!!
[His slinky middle began to stretch and the other toys look worried]
Slinky: Woody! Speed up!
Woody: (to Buzz) Speed up!
Buzz Lightyear: The batteries! They're running out!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Dead batteries?!
Emperor Zurg: Oh, no!
Stinky Pete: We're losing power!
[RC's headlight eyes sag as he slows down even more. As Slinky continues to stretching, RC began to weave side-to-side like a water skier]
Slinky: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Inside the family van, Molly look at the sideview mirror and saw RC with Woody, Buzz Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete in it before they back out of view. Molly squeals with delight by the sight of what she saw. With Slinky's mid-section stretched to the limit, he began to lose his grip on Woody]
Slinky: I can't hold on much longer!
Woody: Slink! Hang on!
[Slinky's paws slips out of Woody's hands, sending his front shooting back into the truck and knocking over the toys]
Slinky: Aaaaaaah!
Toys: Ouch!
[RC slows down and sputters to a stop. Woody and Buzz watch in vain as the family van and moving truck disappear down the street. A cuckoo bird's chirps]
Woody Buzz Fly[]
Woody: (sarcastic) Great!
[Buzz drops the remote in sadness]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: What Happened?
Emperor Zurg: Rc Batteries Ran out Buzz Lightyear!
Stinky Pete: we're never getting back onto the truck!
[Buzz look back at the rocket which is still attached to his back which gives him an idea]
Buzz Lightyear: Woody! The rocket!
Woody: The match!
[He pull out the match from his holster that Sid had put there earlier]
Woody: Yes! Thank you, Sid!
[Wood runs around behind Buzz, strikes the match against RC's back tire and is about to light the fuse when a car whizzes over them, blowing out the match. Woody looks stunned at this, clenched the match in his hands and falls prostrate to the ground]
Woody: No-o-o! No-no-no-no! No-o-o!
[Unable to watch a cowboy cry, Buzz bows his head, causing his helmet to block the sun from Woody. As Buzz's shadow moves over him, Woody stop sobbing and suddenly saw a white dot on his hand which is the same dot generated from Sid's magnifying glass. Seeing that Buzz's helmet aims the sunlight on his hand, Woody got an idea. He leaps up, grab Buzz's helmet and aligns it so the sunlight touches the fuse]
Buzz Lightyear: Woody?! What are you doing?
Woody: Hold still, Buzz!
[The fuse lights]
Woody: Ha-ha!!
Buzz Lightyear: You did it! Next stop. Andy.
[Then Woody stops smiling, remembering something]
Woody: Wait a minute...I just lit a rocket. Rockets explo --
[The rocket fires, making RC go super fast, passing car after car. Woody's face starts wagging by the speed as the moving truck appears ahead of them. The toys gather around Slinky who has his spring splayed out in his middle]
Slinky: I shoulda held on longer.
[Lenny look out of the back and saw Woody, Buzz, RC Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete zooming up to them]
Lenny: Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz! Comin' up fast!
Rex: Woody!
[The rocket is so strong that it began to lift Woody and Buzz into the air. Woody manages to hold on to RC but not for long as he forces to lose his grip, sending RC towards the moving van]
Rex: Take cover!!
[The toys ran out of the way. Only Mr Potato Head remains standing as RC smash into him, sending his parts flying. The rocket carries Woody, Buzz Ultra Buzz Emperor Zurg and Stinky Pete higher and higher]
Woody: Ahhh!! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz Lightyear: Not today!
[He presses the red button which open his wings which breaks through the tape that holds him to the rocket. The toys separate from the rocket just before it explodes. The toys plummet towards the ground]
Woody: (covering his eyes) Ah-h-h-h-h!
[Just then Buzz banks under some power lines. Woody takes a peek saw that they're flying]
Woody: Hey, Buzz!! You're flying!!
Buzz Lightyear: This isn't flying. This is falling -- with style!
Woody: Ha ha!! To Infinity and Beyond!!
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Whoo-hoo!
Emperor Zurg: Who said toys can't fly?
[They soar towards the moving truck but then they flew over it, much to Woody' confusion]
Woody: Uh, Buzz?! We missed the truck!
Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!
[Woody look to see that they're gaining on the family van. They fly over to the sun roof and then drop into the car. Before anyone notices, Woody and Buzz land in a open box in the back seat, next to Andy while the Irelanders hide behind the seat. Andy look over to see a limp Woody and Buzz inside the box]
Andy: Hey! Wow!
Andy's Mom: What? What is it?
Andy: (picking up the toys) Woody! Buzz!
Andy's Mom: Oh, great, you found them. Where were they?
Andy: Here! In the car!
Andy's Mom: See? Now, what did I tell you? Right where you left them.
[Andy hug his favourite toys happily. Woody and Buzz give each other a knowing wink before they resume freezement.]
Ending[]
[Months later, it's Christmas in Andy's new house. In the living room, Andy, his mom and Molly are around the Christmas tree, opening presents]
Andy: Which one can I open first?
Andy's Mom: Let's let Molly open one.
[In the Christmas tree, Sarge is using his binoculars to spy on them. His soldiers turn on the baby monitor to which they're holding in the branches. The other monitor plays on Andy's night stand]
Sarge: (over the monitor) Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense.
[Buzz now with his helmet permanently opened, is sitting on the edge of Andy's bed while Hamm rests on the nightstand. They listen to the monitor]
Hamm: (to the room) Hey, heads up everybody! It's showtime.
[The toys, and Woody are mingling together like a typical office Christmas party]
Rex: Oh! It's time!
[The toys stop dancing and hurried over to the monitor. Woody is about to follow when Bo grabs him with her crook]
Woody: Whoooooah! Oh! Bo! (rubbing his neck) There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.
Bo Peep: Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
[Bo points her crook upwards to her sheep with mistletoe in their mouths]
Woody: Say, isn't that mistletoe?
Bo Peep: Mm-hmmmmm.
[Bo drops her crook, dips Woody and kisses him]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: Aww.
Emperor Zurg: Just like you and me, Buzz Lightyear.
Stinky Pete: Yep.
[The two of them smiles warmly]
[The toys are congregated below the monitor this time with excitement instead of fear this time]
Rex: (to Slinky) Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur, like a leaf-eater. That way, I could play the, uh, dominant predator. Ha ha ha!
[Slinky laughs with him]
Buzz Lightyear: Quiet everyone, quiet!
Sarge: (over monitor) Molly's first present i-i-is...Mrs.Potato Head. Repeat. A Mrs. Potato Head.
[Mr Potato Head looks overjoyed]
Hamm: Way to go, Idaho!
Mr Potato Head: Gee, I better shave.
[He takes off his moustache piece and flick it away. Woody climbs onto the bed and join Buzz, his face covered in lipstick from Bo kissing him]
Sarge: (over monitor) Come in, Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first present -- (STATIC)
[Buzz bangs the side of the monitor]
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz. Buzz Lightyear. You are not worried, are you?
Sarge: (over monitor) I can't quite make out -- (STATIC)
Buzz Lightyear: (defensively) Me? No, no, no, no... (beat) Are you?
Woody: (laughing) Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?!
Andy: Oh, what is it? What is it?
[A barking sound is heard]
Andy: Wow! A puppy!
[Woody and Buzz look at each other in surprise for a sec then share a worried smile. The film ends. Ultra Buzz arrives]
Ultra Buzz Lightyear: this Is Ultra Buzz. Well, folks, i join the end of Toy Story. Make sure to Join us to start Ultra Buzz meets Toy Story 2. See you next time.