Stand up

Stand up is a commercial where the Gecko has a meeting with Larry King, and the Gecko was thinking about someone asking people to stand up, which means you can save loads of money.

Commercial first aired: February 14, 2006

Commercial last aired: August 28, 2007

Transcript

(Scene: Breaking News Headquarters)

LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on car insurance by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have poured average annual savings with over $500.

GECKO: Mm-hmm.. Yep Easy money.

LARRY KING: Easy money, and... you do have to go to GEICO.com, right?

GECKO: Which is like what, asking you to stand up? Now that... you know if you stand up and save loads of money, I doubt you're gonna be like "No thanks. I'm so rich, I think I'll keep my seat buddy."

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

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(Scene: Breaking News Headquarters)

LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on having sex on the bed by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have raped children with over $500.

Gecko: Mm-hmm.. Yep Easy condoms.

LARRY KING: Easy condoms, and... you do have to go to GEICO.com, right?

Gecko: Which is like what, asking you to go fuck yourself? Now that... you know if you go fuck yourself and save loads of bullshit, I doubt you're gonna be like "Fuck you. I'm so gay, I think I'll keep my tampon."

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on cock insurance.