Changes: Stand up

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Stand up is a commercial where the Gecko has a meeting with Larry King, and the Gecko was thinking about someone asking people to stand up, which means you can save loads of money.

Voice of Gecko:

Commercial first aired: February 15, 2006

Commercial last aired: September 28, 2007

Transcript

(Scene: Breaking News Headquarters)

LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on car insurance by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have poured average annual savings with over $500.

GECKO: Mm-hmm.. Yep Easy money.

LARRY KING: Easy money, and... you do have to go to GEICO.com, right?

GECKO: Which is like what, asking you to stand up? Now that... you know if you stand up and save loads of money, I doubt you're gonna be like "No thanks. I'm so rich, I think I'll keep my seat buddy."

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

Urination Transcript

(Scene: Breaking News Headquarters)

LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on bladder insurance by switching to Urine. It says here, new customers have to take all our shirts off to pee. And... you do have to go to Urine.com, right?

GECKO: Which is like what, asking you to stand up? Now that... you know if you stand up and save myself 100,000 kidneys, I doubt you're gonna be like "Okay, son. I'm so happy forever, I can avoid making my bladder explode."

(Cut to: Urine Logo)

(URL: Urine.com)

(Phone: 1-888-URINATE)

VO: Urine. 100,000 kidneys could urinate lots of toilets in our pee water. Call 1-888-Urinate or go to Urine.com for more information.

UK Version

(Scene: Breaking News Headquarters)

LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on Automobile insurance by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have poured average annual savings with over 500 pounds.

GECKO: Mm-hmm.. Yep Easy money.

LARRY KING: Easy money, and... you do have to go to GEICO.co.uk, right?

GECKO: Which is like what, asking you to stand up? Now that... you know if you stand up and save loads of money, I doubt you're gonna be like "No thanks. I'm so rich, I think I'll keep my seat buddy."

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.co.uk)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on my Automobile Insurance!

Motorcycle Version

(Scene: Breaking News Headquarters)

LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on car insurance by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have poured average annual savings with over $500.

GECKO: Mm-hmm.. Yep Easy money.

LARRY KING: Easy money, and... you do have to go to GEICO.com, right?

GECKO: Which is like what, asking you to stand up? Now that... you know if you stand up and save loads of money, I doubt you're gonna be like "No thanks. I'm so rich, I think I'll keep my seat buddy."

(Cut to: GEICO Motorcycle Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)

VO: GEICO. Motorcycle Let’s ride.

Mississippi Transcript

(Scene: Breaking News Headquarters)

LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on car insurance by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have poured average annual savings with over $500.

GECKO: Mm-hmm.. Yep Easy money.

LARRY KING: Easy money, and... you do have to go to GEICO.com, right?

GECKO: Which is like what, asking you to stand up? Now that... you know if you stand up and save loads of money, I doubt you're gonna be like "No thanks. I'm so rich, I think I'll keep my seat buddy."

(Cut to: GEICO for Mississippi Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

VO: GEICO. Check it out in Mississippi.

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 '''VO:''' GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
+==Urination Transcript==
-Commercial last aired: September 28, 2007
-==Transcript==
 (Scene: Breaking News Headquarters)
-'''LARRY KING:''' People can save hundreds of dollars on car insurance by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have poured average annual savings with over $500.
+'''LARRY KING:''' People can save hundreds of dollars on bladder insurance by switching to Urine. It says here, new customers have to take all our shirts off to pee. And... you do have to go to Urine.com, right?
-'''GECKO:''' Mm-hmm.. Yep Easy money.
-'''LARRY KING:''' Easy money, and... you do have to go to GEICO.com, right?
-'''GECKO:''' Which is like what, asking you to stand up? Now that... you know if you stand up and save loads of money, I doubt you're gonna be like "No thanks. I'm so rich, I think I'll keep my seat buddy."
-(Cut to: GEICO Logo)
-(URL: GEICO.com)
+'''GECKO:''' Which is like what, asking you to stand up? Now that... you know if you stand up and save myself 100,000 kidneys, I doubt you're gonna be like "Okay, son. I'm so happy forever, I can avoid making my bladder explode."
-(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)
+(Cut to: Urine Logo)
-(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)
+(URL: Urine.com)
-'''VO:''' GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
+(Phone: 1-888-URINATE)
-==<nowiki/>==
+'''VO:''' Urine. 100,000 kidneys could urinate lots of toilets in our pee water. Call 1-888-Urinate or go to Urine.com for more information.<nowiki/>
 ==UK Version==