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Act 1[]

  • SpongeBob: [talking to a wax sculpture of himself] Have I told you how beautiful you are? Your tentacles, your nose, your eyes...a little lopsided.
  •  [takes out the right eye, fixes it then puts it back in place]
  • Patrick: There. And now that I've been immortalized in wax, I have conquered all artistic media.
  • Squidward: Come on, my precious reflection, smile! 
  • [SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward makes wax sculpture smile. Then he hears a crash from outside and frowns; the sculpture does as well]
  • Bugs Bunny: Hike, Doc, hike!
  • Homer Simpson: Hup! Two! Three! Four!
  • Marge Simpson: Hup! Two! Three! Four!
  • Lisa Simpson: Hup! Two! Three! Four!
  • Bart Simpson: Hup! Two! Three! Four!
  •  [both run in separate directions but Bugs Bunny has a big rock. Drops the rock on the ground and it breaks in half while Ash Ketchum blows a chess piece across a chessboard]
  • Lola Bunny: You just lost three points.
  • [climbs a tree branch]
  • Porky Pig: One. Two. Five!
  • Foghorn Leghorn: One. Two. Five!
  • Daffy Duck: One. Two. Five!
  • Wile E Coyote: One. Two. Five!
  • Johnny Test: One. Two. Five!
  • Dukey: One. Two. Five!
  • Susan Test: One. Two. Five!
  • Mary Test: One. Two. Five!
  • [flips upside down and blows a bubble into a shape]
  • Bugs Bunny: G-7!
  • Mr Krabs: G-7!
  • Sandy: G-7!
  • Plankton: G-7!
  • Ash Ketchum: G-7? King me! King me!
  • May: Me too!
  • Max: Me Three!
  • Brock: Me Four!
  • Misty: Me Five!
  • Tracy: Me Six!
  • Pikachu: Pika Pika!
  •  [runs into the coral branch and pops the bubble]
  • Ash Ketchum: I lose!
  • Bugs Bunny: But it's not Tuesday, Doc.
  • Ash May Max Brock Misty Tracy and Pikachu: Tartar sauce!
  •  [SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward Squidward peeks out]
  • SpongeBob: Hey! What are you invertebrates doing?
  • All: We don't know.
  • Patrick: Hey, Mr Krabs, do you know what time it is?
  • Mr Krabs: Uh, yeah, Patrick, it's...
  • [checks his watch but all the bubble soap leaks out when he turns his wrist around]
  • Squidward: Time to find some other game to play!
  • [laughs. Turns on the record player while taking a bubble bath]
  • Bugs Bunny: Now what?
  • Ash Ketchum: [notices a shell on the ground] We could toss that shell back and forth.
  • Bugs Bunny: [picks up shell] Okay... ready!
  • [throws shell into ash's belly. Ash shoots it into the air]
  • Ash Ketchum: Go!
  •  [Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny goes after it]
  • Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny: We got it! WE got it!
  • [the shell flies through Squid's open window, knocks into Sponge Pat and Squid's sculpture, and it falls over]
  • Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny: We got it! We got it! We got it!
  •  [Squid in the other room, hears a thump, but he ignores it. Bugs Bunny and His friends enter the room via the elevator]
  • Bugs Bunny: Remember, Doc, finders keepers.
  • Ash Ketchum: There it is!
  •  [points to the shell that is in the wax sculpture of SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward]
  • Bugs Bunny & Ash Ketchum: We got it! We got it!
  • Homer Simpson We got it!
  • Marge Simpson: Me too!
  • Lisa Simpson: Me Three!
  • Bart Simpson: Me Four!
  • [Ash Ketchum pulls the shell out]
  • Ash Ketchum: Bonus points!
  •  [Ash Ketchum starts to walk off]
  • Bugs Bunny: Uhh, Doc? We think something's wrong with Doc. He looks unconscious.
  • Ash Ketchum: Don't worry. I know how to do this.
  •  [Ash Ketchum tries to give CPR, but his face turns blue and he floats up to the ceiling but lets out all the air and lands on top of the wax sculpture's head]
  • Bugs Bunny: Get off him, Doc!
  • [Ash Ketchum stands up]
  • Ash Ketchum: What are you worried about?
  • [Ash Ketchum's butt is now imprinted on the sculpture's face]
  • Ash Ketchum: He looks better already.
  •  [Bugs Bunny & Ash Ketchum stand him up]
  • Bugs Bunny: But he still feels cold.
  • Ash Ketchum: Well, let's go put him in the warm.
  • [they bring the sculpture in front of the window with the sun shining through it]
  • Bugs Bunny: Do you think he'll be okay?
  • Ash Ketchum: You know, you worry too much.
  • [the sculpture begins to melt]
  • Ash Ketchum: The Ash Ketchum is here and Bugs Bunny I know a lot about head injuries, believe... 
  • [starts to drool as Bugs Bunny snaps his fingers]
  • Ash Ketchum: ...me. Hey, what's that on your shoe?
  • [Bugs Bunny looks down]
  • Bugs Bunny: I don't know.
  • Ash Ketchum: It kind of looks like...
  • [a liquid puddle of green goo is on the floor]
  • All: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward!
  • Puss In Boots: Get away!
  • Pinocchio: Stay Away!
  • [both are screaming as SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward is powdering his nose]
  • Bugs Bunny: No, no, that part goes here.
  • Ash Ketchum: Yeah-yeah, that's it, uh-huh.
  • Bugs Bunny: We're almost there. We can do this.
  • Ash Ketchum: It's working, it's working...
  • Bugs Bunny: This is working.
  • [sculpture melts again]
  • Johnny Test: Uh oh!
  • Dukey: Uh oh!
  • Susan Test: Uh oh!
  • Mary Test: Uh oh!
  • Bugs Bunny: Doc, this isn't working!
  • Ash Ketchum: Look!
  •  [eyes turn over]
  • Bugs Bunny: I don't know how to say it, but our old pal Squidward, he's... He's... He's pushing up daisies!
  • Ash Ketchum: Oh, I thought he was dead.
  • [SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward comes out of the bathroom covered in talcum powder. Bugs Bunny & Friends cling to each other and get scared]
  • SpongeBob: [screams] What are you doing here?! Well? Are you two trying to say something, or do I have to...?
  • Bugs Bunny: No, stay back!
  • Patrick: What is the matter with you two?
  • Sandy: Don't, don't hurt us!
  • Plankton: It was an accident!
  • Squidward: What are you two talking about?
  •  [he notices the goo on the floor and screams]
  • Squidward: Look what you've done to us! When I get my hands on you, I'll...
  • Bugs Bunny: Please, Mr. doc's ghost!
  • [Bugs Bunny & Friends are bowing before SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward]
  • Bugs Bunny: Spare us your ghostly anger!
  •  [Ash Ketchum is kissing SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward's feet]
  • Ash Ketchum: Oh, yes, Mr. SpongeBob Patrick And Squidward's ghost! Please don't haunt us!
  • Bugs Bunny: We'll do anything you want! Just have mercy on us!
  • [SpongeBob Patrick And Squidward then gets an idea and grins evilly]
  • SpongeBob: Enough! Listen up, SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward's ghost is feeling unusually generous today. He hath decided to spare ye a horrible fate. All ye must do is tend to my every whim and tickle my fancy on demand.
  • Bugs Bunny: Does that include...
  • Patrick: Quiet! Now, do as you're told! Lest ye incur the wrath of SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward!
  • Mr Krabs: [whispers to Foghorn Leghorn] I think they make a cream for that now.

Act 2[]

  •  [Bugs Bunny and Friends carry out SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward on his bed]
  • Bugs Bunny: Here?
  • SpongeBob: Too hot.
  •  [walk a little more then stops]
  • Porky Pig: Here?
  • Patrick: No, too wet. Keep going. Keep going.
  •  [walks a little more then stops]
  • Daffy Duck: Here?
  • Squidward: Toulouse-Lautrec.
  • [rim shot]
  • Bugs Bunny: Too tired...
  • [both stop where they are]
  • SpongeBob: Perfect. Hmmm, I feel needy.
  •  [claps his hands]
  • Squidward: Slaves, fetcheth me some nourishment.
  • Lola Bunny: Only the freshest, o spooky one.
  •  [both run off. Porky Pig comes back with grapes]
  • Porky Pig: A grape fresh from the vine, your ghostliness.
  •  [Patrick eats it while Bugs Bunny goes and gets a banana]
  • Bugs Bunny: A banana peeled to your liking, your incorporealness. 
  • [squeezes it into SpongeBob's mouth. Ash Ketchum comes back with a watermelon]
  • Ash Ketchum: One watermelon...
  • [drops it into Patrick's mouth, who keels over due to the weight]
  • 'Ash Ketchum: Fresh from the manure fields, your spookiness.
  •  [on the ground, SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward's head is shaped like the watermelon]
  • Bugs Bunny: Art thou not pleased?
  •  [Squidward spits out the watermelon]
  • SpongeBob: Enough of that! I want something else to eat now. Something that's very difficult to find.
  • Ash Ketchum: What do you hunger for, master?
  • Bugs Bunny: Whatever you want, we'll find it. We'll find it.
  • Squidward: Cherry pie.
  •  [Porky Pig holds up a cherry pie]
  • Patrick: Where'd you get that?
  • Porky Pig: I found it.
  •  [Squidward takes it and throws it somewhere]
  • Patrick: Well, go find it again!
  • [Poeky goes searching for it]
  • SpongeBob: Bugs, get over here. Now spin around.
  •  [SpongeBob turns around] 
  • SpongeBob: That's better. Now jog in place.
  •  [Bugs Bunny jogs in place]
  • SpongeBob: Say "flank steak".
  • Bugs Bunny: Flank steak.
  • SpongeBob: I think I'm beginning to like this. Stop.
  • [Bugs Bunny stops]
  • SpongeBob: Now, play me an elaborate song with this!
  • [gives Bugs Bunny a tissue]
  • Bugs Bunny: But this is just a piece of tissue paper.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, my. Always having to have it our way, don't we? Oh, boo-hoo. [SpongeBob blows through the tissue to try and get it to make music]
  • Bugs Bunny: I can't do it!
  • SpongeBob: Well, I hope you don't have any plans tonight, 'cause you're not allowed to leave that spot till I hear a song.
  • [walks away. Day turns into night and into day again and Bugs Bunny is lying on the ground with the tissue on his nose]
  • SpongeBob: What's this? Napping on the job? You're supposed to be making music for me. As punishment for this insolence, SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward's ghost commandeth you to clean out his back room.
  • Porky Pig: [comes back with the pie] I found it.
  •  [Patrick takes it]
  • Patrick: I'll take that!
  •  [throws pie in Mr Krab's face]
  • Mr Krabs: Yes, your ghostliness!
  •  [licks filling off his face]
  • Mr Krabs: This is fun.

Act 3[]

  • Bugs Bunny: Doc, are you ready for this?
  • Ash Ketchum: Yes.
  •  [Ash Ketchum walks a couple steps forward]
  • Lola Bunny: Okay, let's go. May, are you coming?
  •  [May is facing the wrong way]
  • May: Yes.
  • Porky Pig: Max, it's this way.
  • Max: Where?
  • Foghorn Leghorn: Here.
  • Brock: [turns around] Oh, coming!
  •  [both enter a room in the back with a bunch of junk in it]
  • Tracy: How are we going to clean up all this mess?
  • Foghorn Leghorn: It's easy. Just tear this wallpaper off!
  • [tears the wall]
  • Dukey: [laughs] Oh look, you missed some.
  •  [Bugs Bunny picks up a book]
  • Bugs Bunny: Oh, let's see. It's a comic book, and look at this. It's the Origin of the Flying Dutchman.
  • Johnny Test: Let me See,
  • Susan Test: Me too.
  • Mary Test: Me three.
  • Wile E Coyote: A Picture.
  • Bugs Bunny: Look Doc.
  • Homer Simpson: What is that Bugs.
  •  [shows picture in the book]
  • Bugs Bunny: It says when he died they used his body as a window display. Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest. Well, don't you get it, Doc?
  • Puss In Boots: This is good.
  • Pinocchio: Me too.
  • Ash Ketchum: We're going to go shopping?
  • Bugs Bunny: No! We're gonna put poor old Doc to rest.
  • Mr Krabs: Shall We.
  • Sandy: Lets get them.
  • Plankton: Me too.
  •  [SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward is laying on the couch, Bugs Bunny & Friends spit spitballs at him]
  • SpongeBob: Ow! What the heck was that?
  • Bugs Bunny: Initiation! That was part one of your ceremony.
  • Patrick: Ceremony for what?
  • Porky Pig: We're going to put you to rest.
  • Squidward: I don't want to be put to rest! All I want are those chores done. Now, did you clean the back room yet?
  • Daffy Duck: Yeah.
  • Squidward: Oh, really? I'm going to go check.
  •  [walks off. Opens door and screams because he sees Bugs Bunny & Friends with a coffin]
  • Bugs Bunny: Okay, get in.
  • SpongeBob: Are you crazy? I'm not getting in that thing!
  • Porky Pig: But you said we could put you to rest.
  • Patrick: I didn't say anything like that! Now, get out of my house!
  • [SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward pushes Bugs Bunny and Friends outside]
  • SpongeBob: Now what?
  • [SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward sees Bugs Bunny writing on a tombstone]
  • Bugs Bunny: I wrote "Here lies SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward. You may not remember him, but he..." 
  • Puss In Boots: this is good.
  • Pinocchio: Me too.
  • [SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward screams]
  • Bugs Bunny: Oh, hi, Doc. Does this look deep enough?
  • SpongeBob: Bugs! Homer! Cut that out!
  • Bugs Bunny: Oh, look, the mourners have arrived.
  •  [a bus with a load of people are in front of Squidward's house]
  • Pearl: Oh, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, we all came as soon as we were sure you were dead.
  • SpongeBob: Bugs, Homer, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?
  • Bugs Bunny: No, just into this hole.
  • SpongeBob: [Groans then sighs] Bugs, Homer, I have a confession to make.
  •  [Takes off his night cap]
  • Bugs Bunny: [gasps] You're bald?
  • SpongeBob: No, I'm not bald! I'm alive! Now get rid of that tombstone and tell all your friends to go home!
  • Bugs Bunny: But-
  • SpongeBob: Do it!
  • Bugs Bunny: Go home. 
  • [People get back on bus sadly]
  • Johnny Test: There it Goes,
  • Susan Test: they Go Home.
  • Mary Test: I Hope too.
  • Bugs Bunny: But I, Master--
  • SpongeBob: I'm not your master, I'm your neighbor. Now do me a favor and stop doing me favors!
  • [walks off]
  • Homer Simpson: There it Goes, Marge, Kids,
  • Marge Simpson: I will okay, Homie,
  • Lisa Simpson: I Will too Dad,
  • Bart Simpson: Me too Dad,
  • Bugs Bunny: As you wish, master.
  • SpongeBob: D'oh!
  • Plankton: Boy, he really had us fooled.
  • Bugs Bunny: No, Doc, he's the fool. He's a ghost in denial. He needs us now more than ever.
  • Ash Ketchum: You're right. He really needs to get up to the great beyond.
  • Lola Bunny: May, say that again.
  • May: That again?
  • Porky Pig: No, the other thing.
  • Max: No, the other thing.
  • Foghorn Leghorn: [annoyed] No, what you said before when you...
  • Brock: No, what you said before when you...
  • Mr Krabs: Never mind! I've got an idea.
  • Sandy: Never mind! I've got an idea.
  • [Bugs Bunny gets annoyed again.]

Act 4[]

  • [Later, Spongebob Patrick and Squidward is reclining on his chair outside. Bugs Bunny is trying to blow a bubble big enough to get Spongebob Patrick and Squidward]
  • Bugs Bunny: I can't reach him!
  • Ash Ketchum: Blow harder!
  •  [Bugs Bunny blows a big bubble to consume Spongebob Patrick and Squidward. The bubble lifts Spongebob Patrick and Squidward gently from his chair. The sponge star octopus doesn't notice that he's floating.]
  • Ash Ketchum: There he goes!
  • Bugs Bunny: Isn't he beautiful?
  • Homer Simpson: How high's he going to go?
  • [Spongebob Patrick and Squidward sees he's floating]
  • Bugs Bunny: All the way, Doc, up to the great beyond.
  • [everyone of them wave to Spongebob Patrick and Squidward]
  • Bugs Bunny: Goodbye, friend!
  • Ash Ketchum: Happy trails! 
  • [Spongebob Patrick and Squidward pounds his fists on the bubble and tries to yell, but his voice is so distorted by the soapy wall that unintelligible muffled noises come through.]
  • All: You're welcome!
  • Lisa Simpson: There They goes Homer.
  • Homer Simpson: Me too Lisa.
  • Bugs Bunny: He's on the other side now.
  • Ash Ketchum: Yeah.
  •  [Spongebob Patrick and Squidward is floating above the sea at Bikini Atoll island in a bubble]
  • Ash Ketchum: He's in a better place.
  •  [Spongebob Patrick and Squidward moans in the bubble with seagulls flying around him]
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