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Monster Truck Mater/Transcript

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  • [The gang is at Flo's V8 Cafe when a monster truck passes]
  • Lightning McQueen: Wow,. Check out the size of that monster truck.
  • Tow Mater: Shoot. That boy's nothing. I used to wrestle trucks bigger then him.
  • Lightning McQueen: What?
  • Tow Mater: Yep. I used to be a Monster Truck Wrastler!
  • [Flashback to the past]
  • Announcer: Ladies and gentle cars. Introducing... The Tormentor!
  • [A spotlight comes on over Mater, who is standing in a wrestling and wearing a red and blue mask]
  • Tow Mater: Excuse me. That. It's TOW MATER!
  • [An ice cream truck jingle of "Pop Goes the Weasel" plays]
  • Announcer: Who wants some ice cream?
  • [The doors swing open revealing Mater's competitor: A giant monster-wheeled ice cream truck]
  • Announcer: The I-Screamer!
  • [The crowd goes wild as the big truck enters the ring]
  • The I-Screamer: I'm gonna make you scream!
  • Tow Mater: [screams]
  • [The bell rings and Mater dodges]
  • Tow Mater: [off-screen] Excuse me, mister.
  • [The I-Screamer looks down]
  • Tow Mater: Can I have one double dip dipstick sundae please?
  • The I-Screamer: Uhh. Sure kid. That's a very popular flavour.
  • [Mater gives a signal and Mater flips the truck onto his back]
  • Referee: 1-2-3. The winner!
  • Announcer: Now that's a sundae, sundae, sundae.
  • [Mater's next competitor: Captain Collision]
  • Captain Collision: Drop and give me twenty!
  • Tow Mater: Tormenter will give you three!
  • [he knock him onto his back]
  • Referee: 1-2-3. The winner!
  • [The next opponent is the Rastacarian]
  • Announcer: The Rastacarian has the Tormentor in his signature dreadlock.
  • The Rastacarian: Me be jamming now, Man!
  • [Mater throws him onto his back]
  • Referee: 1-2-3. The Winner.
  • Tow Mater: Who be jamming now?
  • Crowd: You be jamming now!
  • [Next up, Dr. Feel Bad]
  • Announcer: Ooh. Dr. Feel Bad.
  • Dr. Feel Bad: Your next stop is the hospital!
  • [Mater grab him from behind]
  • Tow Mater: Don't worry, I'll bring you some flowers!
  • [He gets flung into the hospital]
  • Announcer: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.
  • Announcer 2: And just wait till he gets the bill.
  • Referee: 1-2-3.
  • [The next opponent is: Paddy O Concrete]
  • Announcer: Paddy O Concrete's gonna lay some cement.
  • Paddy O Concrete: Here comes a nice fresh pour!
  • Tow Mater: Pour it on!
  • [Mater flips it over him]
  • Announcer: Oh! He got paved!
  • Announcer 2: Now that's what I call a patio. Daddy-oh.
  • Referee: 1-2-3.
  • Fan Car: You rock, man!
  • [The last match takes place]
  • Announcer: And now, the moment you all been waiting for. The buck toothed wonder of the world, the wrasslier of disaster, the Tormentor!
  • [The crowd cheers as Mater power into the ring]
  • Fan Car: Go get em, Tormentor!
  • Announcer: And the world champion, Dr. Frankenwaggon!
  • Dr. Frankenwaggon: [sinister laugh]
  • Tow Mater: Heh. Piece for Cake.
  • Announcer: And his MONSTER!
  • [The monster comes to live]
  • Announcer: It's alive!
  • Tow Mater: We're dead.
  • [Back to the present]
  • Lightning McQueen: What did you do?
  • Tow Mater: Don't you remember nothing? We was a tag team.
  • [Lightning is now in the ring beside Mater and the others]
  • Tow Mater: Tag, you're it.
  • Lightning McQueen: What?
  • [He dodges the monster's wrecking ball]
  • Tow Mater: Yes, Ladies. They are real. Wanna kick em?
  • Lightning McQueen: Quick! Tag me! Tag me!
  • Tow Mater: Tag!
  • [Mater grabs the Monster's wrecking ball]
  • Tow Mater: Gotcha!
  • [He whizzes under the ring and comes out of the other side]
  • Tia and Mia: [gasp]
  • Tow Mater: Watch this.
  • [The ring flips over. McQueen, Mater land on top of it]
  • Referee: 1-2-3. The Winners! The Tormentor and... [to McQueen] What's your name, son?
  • Lightning McQueen: Lightning McQueen.
  • [Referee nods]
  • Referee: And Frightening McMean!
  • [The crowd cheers]
  • [in reality]
  • Lightning McQueen: Frightening McMean. Oh please.
  • Fan Car: I can't believe it! The Tormentor! I'm your biggest fan! Can I get your autograph?
  • Tow Mater: We’ll of course you can.
  • [signs the cars door]
  • Fan Car: Oh, I will never wash this door again.
  • Lightning McQueen: Hey, don't you want Frightening McMean's autograph.
  • Fan Car: No thanks.
  • Lightning McQueen: Seriously.
  • Fan Car: I'm ok really.
  • Lightning McQueen: I'll do it real quick.
  • Fan Car: You're making me uncomftrible.
  • [We see Mater and McQueen as Tormentor and Frightning McMean]
  • Tow Mater: Tag, you're it.
  • Lightning McQueen: Tag, you're it.
  • Tow Mater: Tag.
  • Lightning McQueen: Tag.
  • Tow Mater: Tag.
  • Lightning McQueen: Tag, you're it.
  • Both: Tag!
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