Lipstick
Airings[]
- Debuted: May 5, 1999
- Defunct: December 4, 2000
Transcript[]

VO 1:
- Your wife left out home so you squeeze a little lime in your lipstick and then your wife found out she has green lipstick on your face.
VO 2: Dumb things happen all the time, but paying too much for car insurance isn't any smarter because a 15-minute call to Geico Direct could save you hundreds on car insurance.
VO 1:
- The moral of the house: never squeeze lime in lipstick.
VO 2: Visit geico.com or call Geico anytime: 1-800-947-A-U-T-O. Geico Direct: the sensible alternative.
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