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- [Elmer Fudd (as the Black Knight) and the dragon are sleeping in a castle]
- Dragon: Ah, Ah, Ah... Ah-choo!
- [off-screen]
- Dragon: Ah-choo!
- [Elmer Fudid wakes]
- Elmer Fudd: Ya crazy, idjit, bedraggled dragon! I warned ya about lettin' your fire get low! Now ya caught cold!
- [feeds the dragon coal]
- [Yosemite Sam enters the castle after Elmer Fudd goes back to sleep. Sam tiptoes past him and his Dragon. He opens the treasure chest, It's the Singing Sword]
- Yosemite Sam: So this is the Singing Sword. Big deal. I wonder why they call this the Singing Sword?
- [The Singing Sword performs musical tune "Cuddle Up a Little Closer" waking Elmer Duss up]
- Elmer Fudd: Drop that sword, Sam!
- (cases Sa, through the door, but Sam slams it on him, causing his armor to fall off. Sam runs out of the castle.)
- Elmer Fudd: Quick, the Singing Sword's been stolen!
- (whacks the dragon with a mace)
- Elmer Fudd: Wake up, you fire-breathin' lizard! Ow!
- (The dragon's fire burns Elmer Fudd)
- Elmer Fudd: And stop breathin' on me, ya idjit!
- (whacks him again)
- Yosemite Sam: [laughs] That was simple.
- [elmer fudd rides on his dragon and chases Sam. The dragon breathes fire on Sam ' tail and Sam ducks into a hole]
- Elmer Fudd: Whoa, dragon, whoa!
- [Elmer Fudd slides off his dragon and sam then runs back to the castle and closes the drawbridge]
- Elmer Fudd: Whoa!
- [slides off the dragon and falls into the moat]
- Elmer Fudd: Stupid dragon.
- Yosemite Sam: How's the water, Fudd?
- Elmer Fudd: Open that bridge, Sam! Open it, I say!
- [the drawbridge drops on top of Elmer Fudd]
- Elmer Fudd: Close it! Close it! Close it up again!
- [Drawbridge opens, leaving a flattened Elmer Fudd]
- Elmer Fudd: Okay, San, ya forced me to use force!
- [Next scene, Sam rides the dragon as he tows a trebuchet.]
- Elmer Fudd: Hah! Hah, dragon! Hay-ha! Hah, dragon! Hah, dragon! Hah!!
- (Sam watches as Elmer prepares the trebuchet.)
- Elmer Fudd: Prepare yourself, sam! I'm a-comin' over the wall!
- [launches himself, but flies straight into a brick and falls back into the moat. His front flattened, he walks back onto shore.]
- Elmer Fudd: [with a "nasal" voice] You'll pay for this, San!
- [Next scene, Elmer Fudd lassos onto the castle and climbs the rope. But sam is waiting on it.]
- Yosemite Sam: Now, let's see if I remember. Head down, left arm stiff.
- [Whacks Elmer with a mallet, causing Sam to slide out of his armor and back down the rope. Next scene, sam sneaks out of the castle with the sword, unaware that on the outside of the moat, Sam and the Dragon are hiding behind a rock.]
- Dragon: Ah, Ah, Ah... Ah-choo!
- Elmer Fudd: [Getting burned again by his dragon] YEOW!!! You idjit!
- [sam runs back into the castle with wl we and the dragon in hot pursuit. During the chase, the dragon sneezes again. Sam lures them into the Explosives Room, runs back out again himself, and locks them in.]
- Elmer Fudd: [Stopping the dragon from sneezing] AAGH!!! Don't sneeze, ya stupid dragon, or you'll blow us to the moon!
- Dragon: Ah, ah... AH-CHOO!!!
- [The Explosives in the Explosives Room explode, sending Elmer Fudd and his dragon to the moon. Sam glares at his befuddled dragon.]
- Elmer Fudd: Dragons is so stupid!