Tranacript[]
Part 1[]
- Delivery Man: Here ya go!
- Squidward: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
- [hands him the clipboard]
- Delivery Man: Thank you, Mr... mmm... "Tennisballs."
- Squidward: [winces, then scowls] That's Tentacles!
Part 2[]
- Patrick: Hmmm. 'Property of Squidward... Tentpoles.'
- Squidward: That's Tennisballs... de-derr, Tentacles!
Part 3[]
- Patrick: Don't worry, Squidward, I know how much you wanted to win, so I had the trophy engraved to you.
- Squidward: Gosh, Patrick, thanks.
- [reads the engraving]
- Squidward: The 1st Place Snail Racing Cup Presented to Squidward...
- [we see the engraving and the camera zooms in on Squidward's misspelled last name]
- Squidward: ...Tortellini?! Will I ever win?