Hatchet (aka The Chinese Philosopher) is a radio ad when a rule is followed by the Chinese philosopher not to use hatchet to remove flies.
Airings[]
First aired: October 12, 1999
Last aired: August 27, 2001
Transcript[]


- VO: A Chinese philosopher once said, "Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead." Hmm...interesting quote, but not the most interesting quote you'll hear today. Not if you call GEICO Direct for a quote on your car insurance. Got 15 minutes? Call GEICO at 1-800-947-AUTO. That's 1-800-947-A-U-T-O. You could cut your car insurance rate by 15% or more without wheeling a hatchet. GEICO Direct, the sensible alternative.
Links[]
- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd9J81PFC7Y [see the 51:45 trademark]
NOTE: The audio is low pitched - YouTube:
Trivia[]
The music background is used in "New Car" just like how his video on YouTube got deleted like last time.
Music playing over previous ads[]
- A Friendly of Options
- Announcement
- Weekdays 9 to 5
- Naughty Car