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Gruff on My Left Testicle is a Commercial

Aired[]

  • Commercial First Ared: August 1 2003
  • Commercial last Aired: November 30 2006

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(Aspect Ratio:: 1.85:1)

(Two men are digging the hole. It is night now.)

Thomas Lau: So, you're not gonna believe this docotr man, right?

Man: What happened?

Thomas Lau: Because they're everything, he says, I've got good news and I've got bad news. You see, okay? What's the bad news? He says that I got a gruff on my left testicle. I've got fucking cancer, man.

Man: So, what's the good news?

Thomas Lau The good news is, he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to GEICO.

(Suddenly, a gruff is inside in the car's trunk, with my left testicle. The gruff could not speak.)

Gruff: (muffled) Mmmm! Mmmmm!

Thomas Lau: Come here, you.

(beats a gruff up, closing the trunk, no one can hear the gruff's screams in pain)

Gruff: (muffled) Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!

(Cut to: GEICO Direct/GEICO logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: or call the office near you)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more.

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