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Quotes[]

  • Bugs Bunny: [after being beaten up by Sam] Eh, what's up, Doc?
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: Trying to pull a escape, 777174, eh?
  • Bugs Bunny: Oh, you're mistaken, Mac. You see, I'm not 777174. I'm only three and a half.
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: Three and a half? Okay, so you're three and a half.
  • [Cut to Bugs, cracking rocks and wearing a prisoner uniform with the number 3½]
  • Bugs Bunny: Eh, my mother told me there'd be days like this.
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: [laughs sadistically] You'll do 50 years, or my name ain't Sam Schultz!
  • [repeated line]
  • Warden: Schultz! Office!
  • Warden: [he's just found out that Sam tried to escape from his cell by digging his way out; screaming shrillingly] SCHUUUUUUUULTZ! Just what is the meaning of this? I won't stand for any more of your nonsense! Now get out! Out!
  • [Sam emerges from the warden's office, wearing a new prison guard outfit]
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: [muttering] I hate him.
  • Warden: [to Sam] I've had all the tomfoolery I'm gonna take from you! QUIET! One more slip, you strudel-brained bonehead, and you'll be looking for another job! Now get out! OUT!
  • [last lines]
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: I'd like to know what dirty stool pigeon squealed on me.
  • [Bugs is seen standing on a stool, cooing like a pigeon]
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: [Locked in a cell] Let me out of here, let me out of here!
  • [shakes his cell door]
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: Oooh! Get me a mouth piece! I want a "habus corpeas"!
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: [training his rifle on Bugs] I'm gonna give you solitary confinement for 99 years!
  • Bugs Bunny : Eh, you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing that uniform!
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: Oh, I wouldn't, huh?
  • [Both take off their uniforms]
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: [sparring] Yeah, right hook. Left to the jaw.
  • Bugs Bunny: Yep, I guess you would, all right.
  • [Bugs puts on Sam's uniform, while Sam puts on Bugs' prisoner uniform; Bugs blows whistle and guards beat up Sam and drag him away]
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: [directing Bugs into a prison cell] Now get in there!
  • [Bugs enters the cell and Sam locks it, then laughs wickedly]
  • Bugs Bunny: Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you locked me outside?
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: Outside? Why, you're inside!
  • Bugs Bunny: [chuckles] Oh, no, I'm not; I'm outside. You're inside.
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: I am?
  • [opens the door]
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: Well, then get in here!
  • [Sam switches places with Bugs; Bugs closes the cell, takes the key and leaves]
  • Bugs Bunny: [mockingly] Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kiddies again. Boo-hoo-hoo.
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: [to Bugs] HALT! Stay where you're at!
  • [opens the prison gates]
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: Now, get out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! OUT!
  • [Bugs shrugs, then walks out. Sam locks the gate shut]
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: [giddy] He's gone! He's GONE! I'm rid of him!
  • [laughs]
  • Warden: [shrilly] SCHULTZ! OFFICE!
  • Yosemite Sam Schultz: [winces] Oh, no...
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